badgas
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A REDNECK HOSPITAL WHEN...
... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
badgas
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A REDNECK HOSPITAL WHEN...
... Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
... Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
badgas
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A REDNECK HOSPITAL WHEN...
... Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.
... Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.
badgas
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A REDNECK HOSPITAL WHEN...
... The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
... The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
badgas
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A REDNECK HOSPITAL WHEN...
... You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
... You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
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bushi
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You just might be a redneck if...
after you've passed away and left your entire estate in trust for your beloved widow,
she can't touch it till she's fourteen.
after you've passed away and left your entire estate in trust for your beloved widow,
she can't touch it till she's fourteen.
CDT-sHaG
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if your mamma don't pull the marboro outta her mouth before she tells the state trooper to "kiss my fucking ass!!".........well.....you qualify...roflmfao!!!
and if you play "freebird" by strumming plain chords...belting the lyrics outta tune at the top of your lungs.....as your personal part of the "vow" portion of your backyard bar-b-q wedding...then you are my friend...one sah-weeet-ass redneck!!
and if you play "freebird" by strumming plain chords...belting the lyrics outta tune at the top of your lungs.....as your personal part of the "vow" portion of your backyard bar-b-q wedding...then you are my friend...one sah-weeet-ass redneck!!
Scooter B
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Ya know how to spot a redneck at Seaworld?
He (or she) would be the one carrying fishin' pole and tackle box looking for the live bait store.
He (or she) would be the one carrying fishin' pole and tackle box looking for the live bait store.
badgas
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,,,, a redneck if,,,,,,
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
badgas
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a Redneck if,,,
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow patties.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow patties.
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bushi
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badgas...your killing me brother...
badgas
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,,,a Redneck if,,,
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Sonic Misfit
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How about...
....If you've ever financed a tatto.
....If your wife has ever asked you to take the engine out of the bathtub so she can take a bath.
....If you prefer to walk the extra length off your jeans rather than have them hemmed.
....If you've ever used lard in bed.
....You think your license plate is personalized because your father made it.
....Your grandmother has been asked to leave a Bingo game because of her language.
....You have ever lost a job at a Waffle House because of your appearence.
{Wait a minute, that last one is a drummer...Sorry about that.}
....If you've ever financed a tatto.
....If your wife has ever asked you to take the engine out of the bathtub so she can take a bath.
....If you prefer to walk the extra length off your jeans rather than have them hemmed.
....If you've ever used lard in bed.
....You think your license plate is personalized because your father made it.
....Your grandmother has been asked to leave a Bingo game because of her language.
....You have ever lost a job at a Waffle House because of your appearence.
{Wait a minute, that last one is a drummer...Sorry about that.}
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records4u
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your a redneck if:................you changed your underware like momma said...........but she didnt mean with your brother.
Uladine
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What if you use speaker cabinets and thousands of dollars worth of new rack equipment for furniture because you can't afford a sofa?
Oh wait, I guess that just makes you a gearhead with an addiction problem.
Oh wait, I guess that just makes you a gearhead with an addiction problem.
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dick west
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you just might be a redneck if you mike that dobro with a can and a string......
badgas
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Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
badgas
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You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
badgas
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Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there is a law against it.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there is a law against it.
badgas
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You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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