i might be a redneck

[jimistone]

If you cover your recording equipment with an electric blanket cause your studio in an unisulated barn....you might be a redneck.........if you have Budweiser bottle caps glued to you guitar knobs.....you might be a redneck......if your pop filter for the vocal mic is a pair of pantyhose stretched over a bent coat hanger and twisted around the mic stand you might be a redneck.

 

[John Sayers]

My favourite is......... If you mow the lawn and find a couple of cars - you might be a redneck.

cheers
john

 

[dragonworks]

If your vocal reverb unit is the trailer bathroom you might be a redneck?

 

[Vurt]

If your guitar strap is made of duct tape...
If one of your mic stands is primarily a broken broomstick...
If your song content focuses on the Rebel flag...
If your rack is the tailgate of a Chevy...
If your gig clothes came from Marlboro Country...

 

[jimistone]

hehehe....y'all got it going on. If your vocal isolation booth is an old port-a-potty....you might be a redneck

 

[Sonixx]

...if all of your guitar amps are Peavey...

 

[Wide Awake]

Careful Sonixx. Aren't you from S.C. ?

 

[Vurt]

If you wear a ponytail, ballcap, goatee, and a T O O L t-shirt, you are definitely a redneck.

I just described half the midwest population of 20 somethings.

 

[Sonixx]

...hey...i only live here...

 

[Daddy-O]

I'm a Carolina boy too, Sonix. So just admit it your a redneck---so am I. Bocefus & CDB Rocks!!!!!! By the way, having a Peavy amps doesn't make one a redneck, it makes one just plain stupid. And remember fellas, thars a fine line tween redneck and good ol suthern white trash.

 

[Sonixx]

i'll never admit it...

 

[bushi]

If your "girl friend" says "roll over daddy, yer crush'n my cigarettes" after screwing, you're definately a redneck.

 

[hixmix]

If you play in a band with gidge, you might be a redneck.

 

[Gidge]

if the after show orgy with the groupies could double as a family reunion......

 

[dr.colossus]

alls i can say guys, is it takes one to know one

 

[pchorman]

thought these were dead and buried 5 years ago

the best one....

If your mother fails to remove the Marlboro from between her lips...
while telling the state strooper to go f___ himself...
you might be a red neck

 

[Major Tom]

If yer too drunk to fish you may be a redneck...

 

[joro]

if.........

If your pickup truck costs more than your home.....

you just might be a red-neck...

 

[Buck62]

If you boil your bass strings and use the water as broth for your chicken dinner.

If you ever hit your sister in the stomach with a microphone while doing your best Roger Daltrey impression... almost killing your unborn child.

 

[tdukex]

If you've ever recorded one of your own farts...