I killed my guitarist

[DuoToneBand]

most of my aim away messages are musicin jk;s

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune?
Evidently all of them.


Did you hear about the bass player that threw the drummer out of the band?
Seems the drummer de-tuned one of the strings, and wouldn't tell him which one.


why don't bassists play hide and seek?
becuase noone will look for them

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, let's do one of my songs."

how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to screw the bulb in, 4 to say how they could have done it better


A cannibal goes into a cannibalistic deli and sees some musician brains. The price list for the brains reads:
Bassist brains $10/lb.
Keyboardist brains $12/lb.
Drummer Brains $20/lb.
Guitarist Brains $1,000/lb.
The cannibal enquires "why are guitarist's brains so outraguiously expensive?" The man behind the counter responds "Do you have any idea how many guitarists I have to kill to get 1 pound of brain?!"

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.


i have some more...

 

[PhilGood]

HAHAHAHA!!

Ok everyone! Time to get over to RezN8's joke thread!

 

[Larry Gude]

I see no real reason...

...why the jokes needed to stop.


Encore! clap/whistle/cheer/lights bic

(how else to get musicians do do something?)

 

[Purge]

Alrighty then! (I've posted these before, but oh well...)

What's the difference between a dead tuba player on the road and a dead monkey on the road?
The monkey was on his way to a gig.


What do you do when you see a drummer lying in a pool of his own blood, screaming?
Stop laughing and fire again.

 

[Supercreep]

What did the drummer get on his SAT?



Drool!

HAHAHAHAH!!!!111!!

 

[Larry Gude]

May I?

Q: If there are two bloody lumps in the middle of the road how do you tell which one was a drummer and which one was a skunk?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.