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George Bush
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Can someone teach me an easy song to play?
Gorty
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George Bush said:Can someone teach me an easy song to play?
I think MadAudio has a song he would like to teach you!!
EddieRay
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How about "Fortunate Son"?
Gorty
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George Bush said:Can someone teach me an easy song to play?
How about "Blind In Texas"..by W.A.S.P....
Sirnothingness
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Be carefull when you pull your fingers out of your ass, so you don't get poop all over the strings.
Gorty
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Sirnothingness said:Be carefull when you pull your fingers out of your ass, so you don't get poop all over the strings.
Can't he just lick his fingers before he plays the guitar!!
myhatbroke
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Learn how to play "Cock up your ass"
random.hero
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and then learn "how to remove the cock up your ass"
true-eurt
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I suppose Hilary will be here any minute, to claim some fute playing!!! 
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HapiCmpur
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Hey George! I recommend the "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag" by Country Joe and the Fish. It's a classic that never seems to lose its timeliness.George Bush said:
Gimme an F!
P.S. If that song's too hard, try "Masters of War" by Bob Dylan.
slidey
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George Bush said:Can someone teach me an easy song to play?
try some afghan or Iraqi folk music
OH & remove your fingers from anus as suggested being careful not to get shit on your strings, mind you your G-string (apparently) is covered in it
legionserial
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I could teach you to play The Offsprings "Kill the President" if you like
apl
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cannabis
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is wapl said:
flippin' us off?
apl
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cannabis said:
LOL! I think he's trying to play a G, but he's one fret off. I'd rip him for it, but I've done it too many times.
TelePaul
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Brilliant, probably went over most peoples heads!EddieRay said:
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boogey
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why not ask osama to teach u the sitar?
apl
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TelePaul said:
Naaaahhhhhhhhh, it was the obvious one.
Gorty
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George Bush said:Can someone teach me an easy song to play?
Any song by the P.O.T.U.S.A.
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hungovermorning
Dr. Caveman.
As long as we're on the pun kick, what about "Glycerine." After all, you did write it.
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