I can't guarantee that I'll match his wit but I'll try.
Chris is fatter too.
Hmmmmmmmmm...Chris Harris wit?
Ya really gotta do something about those sleepy eyelids, though.
Tell me about it!You get those as you approach 50. Plus, I'm heavily medicated and sleepy.
I Am Chris Harris
You have a much more talented daughter?
Where's your six shooter and stick pony?I'm bored with myself, so I'm changing. I've decided to become Chris Harris. He's a better singer/songwriter than me and he's younger. I can't guarantee that I'll match his wit but I'll try.