How Much Money Do You Have

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ido1957

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- like in the bank?
- can you give me some?
- I take PayPal

lol - just thought I'd mess with that old thread.....:D
 
Yesterday I had $25, but I took the boys to M-tree (aka McD's . . . think about it from a four-year old's perspective), now I just have $8.32.
 
mshilarious said:
Yesterday I had $25, but I took the boys to M-tree (aka McD's . . . think about it from a four-year old's perspective), now I just have $8.32.
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I don't mean to sound rude but there's plenty of great choices on the dollar menu. At this rate you'll be broke after next visit.
 
Erockrazor said:
I don't mean to sound rude but there's plenty of great choices on the dollar menu. At this rate you'll be broke after next visit.
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I know. That's two Happy Meals plus a Southern Chicken sandwich meal each for me and the missus. The $1 chicken sandwich isn't very good, it's just a giant McNugget.

And that's with the three girls in school. When we all go, it's like $27 :(
 
mshilarious said:
The $1 chicken sandwich isn't very good, it's just a giant McNugget.:(
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I beg to differ. The giant mcnugget with included bun is my order of fancy. That with a request of bbq sauce. I dip it heartily in the bbq sauce. The tangy nuance created by the mayonaisse mixed with bbq sauce is just delectable.
 
Erockrazor said:
I beg to differ. The giant mcnugget with included bun is my order of fancy. That with a request of bbq sauce. I dip it heartily in the bbq sauce. The tangy nuance created by the mayonaisse mixed with bbq sauce is just delectable.
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Yeah maybe. But if I order off the Dollar Menu, the cashier will not think I'm a good provider for my family. She doesn't want a man who can't afford to collect all the toys from Madagascar II. She wants a man who is prosperous enough to not only buy Happy Meals, but also Value Meals! She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen! She's trading in her MG for a Chrysler LeBaron! I want a girl with burgundy slacks and a striped, striped polo shirt!
 
I had $21 on the nose, and we went to get burgers at this stand called "Someburger", which is actually really good. Baskets (cheeseburger + fries + drink) were $6.50, and I needed 3, because my oldest is staying with a friend, and my youngest is just 2. Then I learned that they included a drink, which I didn't need, so that brought the price down and I got an extra order of onion rings. The total was $18.37 - nice! I put a dollar in the top jar. Then my wife said we should get a whole cheeseburger for the 2 year old, and we found some change in the van - $3.37 for the cheeseburger, and I put the rest in the tip jar.

So... $0.00
 
For $3.26 in the tip jar, I hope you got a date out of it or something :confused:
 
I have millions of dollars in the bank, I was just waiting for someone on an internet forum to ask me for it.
 
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