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BSharp810
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Good to see that some people appreciated the jokes a little bit. All though my random letters , which formed into words didnt please everyone... Here is attempt #2
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a Keyboard Players arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept
Q: What's the difference between a Death Metal player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: How do you stop the spread of AIDS?
A: Let BMG distribute it.
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a Keyboard Players arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept
Q: What's the difference between a Death Metal player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: How do you stop the spread of AIDS?
A: Let BMG distribute it.