Jesus Christ!!!
I didn't know that, besides being a discussion board, this is also "ego 101." My initial question was so straightforward and simple that I'm thinking maybe that's where the problem lies. It was TOO damn simple. TOO straight forward. In our increasingly complex society, I guess some of us have lost touch with simplicity. I dunno... It's pretty weird. All I asked was if someone knew of a website with information on filters, dynamics, and parametrics. And some people did. I didn't know other people would go crazy over it. Sorry. Seriously though, it's weird that people act this way.
P.S. ChrisHarris, I realize now that I accidentally put a "c" in theoretical. Try reading my question again, but this time pretend that the extra "c" isn't there. Hopefully, you'll understand the question this time