HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLuiCE!!

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Me and all my friends from holland wish you a very happy birthday, SLuiCe!

Now play something for this wonderful fella, girls:
 

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Happy B day dude!:D Have one on me.
 

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I found some very useful info

1. The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hit.

2. If someone rolls a nice joint, it’s good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills.

3. If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that it’s okay for him to Bogart it since

it's his weed; this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how

much he put in. (if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag on him)

4. If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. This does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey let me light it for you.")

5. If someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the pipe/joint and blow all the shit on the floor,

this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)

6. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let him or her eat some munchies you may have lying around... don't be cheap with your food, if you have any.

7. If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some, (cotton mouth is not fun).

8. Converse of #7: if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp.

9. If smoking from a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. It is disgusting and it messes up the joint.

10. If you’re smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don't let go of the rush hold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)

11. Never Bogart

12. Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good. If you don't like it don't smoke it!

13. If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high

14. Thou shall not turn down a smoke. Ever!

15. Phrased in the form of a narrative: My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass it on. The sounds that follow can only be described as vacuum-like. After a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy passes back the remnants of something that could have, at some point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed", then it's absolutely soaked. I not so subtly drop that old Cheech & Chong line "Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He just looks at me.

16. I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-monkey" some people will actually eat the stained, disgusting roach. This must be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever is left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of a good restaurant picking up his "as good as empty" plate and licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?

17. If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.

18. It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of its possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go. I think it might be cashed.

19. The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter whose weed it is.

20. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.

21. The person who brought the bud picks the music.

22. When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.

23. NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING him or her to catch you a buzz. Of course, there are

exceptions to this rule...

24. If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in!)

25. When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way. That way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't get it all.

26. Thou shall not roll pinners.
 

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I never break ANY of those rules. Though I used to go to peoples' houses for the sole purpose of making them get me high, but we had that kind of friendship. Like you said, there are exceptions.

Those were some well-written Commandments. :)
 
I didn't write them but it gave me a laugh.. I don't agree with this one - " If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some."
I don't like to let people lip my soda.. The line must be drawn somewhere..
 
Happy b-day SLuiCe! have a great one!



I don't like to let people lip my soda.. The line must be drawn somewhere..

But thier saliva on the tip of the bowl is ok......... :rolleyes:

lol


My wife yelled at me for #9 the first time we got high together. :D

As far as being palsy or a retard..... Don't matter how F'd up I get, the flame always finds it's target. Even if I do get laughed at in the process. :)

~scott
 
You know what the coolest part of a birthday is? It's the increased confidence that you won't die today. I mean, it happens, but it's pretty damned rare that somebody dies on their birthday.

Hey man, Happy "PROBABLY NOT YOUR DEATHDAY" day.
 
Happy Birthday Slice!

May all your recordings be Wildcards!:D

Pete
 
Happy Birthday, Man! May all your future recordings rock as hard as your last one!

:)
 
DUDE!!!!! HAPPY B-DAY!!!

......I didnt even know man.

Mike's toast for Tom:

"-Here's to hoping that you get everything you want in life my man...."

"-Here's to hoping that your pool of talent always overflows"

"-...and here's to hoping that the happiness you deserve is always at your doorstep......"


.....now get out there and buy yerself some cool shit..... youve got a GOOD excuse to charge up the card...
:D :D

Happy Birthday man! Mike
 
Another year older, another trip around the sun... Makes me feel cosmic just thinking about it...
 
firstly ...HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUICE!....


secondly the "cannibus commandments " was funy as hell....







puff puff pass..
puff puff PASS
man your fuckin up the ROTATION!?
 
happy boithday!!!!!!!

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Re: happy boithday!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Bsabbath
even though that off topic thread is still on the first page, you felt what you had to say was so important that it deserved it's own thread?

I think this is what the 1 start rating was made for..


sam w/1..



just kidding sam.

happy birthday sluice.
 
I'd like to add...
"If there's just two of you puffing, you're a jackass if you roll a joint so small it doesn't make at least two healthy rounds."

...and Happy Birthday dude!
 
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