I know we are all just doing some friendly BB'ing...and that's fine.

No harm done.
There was an interesting set of speaker wires I once saw in another studio. They weren't just a large gauge set of single casing, multi-stranded wires...but were instead multi-casing, multi-stranded wires. Individually they were not of a heavy gauge, but there were a LOT of wires per connection, so there was a totaling effect.
Each single wire in the bunch was about the same gauge as one might find in a single conductor of a microphone cable, but there were probably at least a dozen or more per/each "cable".
They looked like ribbon cables, but the individual wires were not running flat/parallel to each other...but were braided in a rather loose fashion.
Apparently they provide an even greater surface area than a single casing, multi-strand wire could of the same equivalent "gauge". Since the electric signals travel along the surface or "skin" (if I remember correctly from my electronic tech classes) instead of "through" the center of a wire...the more surface or skin there is, the easier the electric signals move.
Most times electricity and wires are described as working similar to a pipe and water...and the bigger the pipe the more/easier water passes through it...but it's not quite the same way that electricity travels, instead, going along the wire rather than "through" it.
I'm trying to find a picture on the Internet of the speaker wires I remember seeing...it was in a studio up north, in NY...can't recall the name. Maybe it was one over in the Woodstock area...?