Slowrider
STOP Voting!
I think we ALL qualify for that category, EZ. 
IronFlippy
Dedicated To My Member
But I don't own a LP. 
Nicole_Rose
Great White North Girl
IronFlippy said:But I don't own a LP.
i do. i must be guitarded.
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jonnyc
New member
IronFlippy said:But I don't own a LP.
Well ez owns just about the shittiest one you can buy so he makes up for it. He's the king of the geetards.
Track Rat
Just Your Average Sized Member
I'm not sure if I'm guitarded but I HAVE been to a guitorgy.
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Dani Pace
New member
And I may be a little redneck but I like to GUIT-'ER-DONE!
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timthetortoise
MADE OF SANDALWOOD
Oh, the irony.
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faderbug
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being 'retarded' and using a wheelchair are not even remotely connected.
must have been a real 'retard' that made this.
not funny.
must have been a real 'retard' that made this.
not funny.
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32-20-Blues
New member
faderbug said:
No, you see 'guitar' has two syllables, which sound very similar to the first two syllables of 'retarded.' So, by replacing the beginning of the word 'retarded' with the word 'guitar,' and accompanying the resulting word with a suitable illustration, a visual and written joke is made. Now that you understand it, I presume you find it funny. Glad to be able to help!
Reminds me of the time I interviewed the director of the Hulk movie, and said: 'Don't make me Ang Lee, you wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.' Oh how we laughed at that particular pun.
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TelePaul
J to the R O C
32-20-Blues said:
The Hulk was so shit...except for Sam Elliot. He makes all movies good.
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jonnyc
New member
TelePaul said:
The Big Lebowski was by far his greatest contribution to cinema. The Hulk was shit wasn't it, fucking terrible.
TelePaul
J to the R O C
jonnyc said:
Yeah a huge disappointment. My favourite Sam Elliot movies are Tombstone, Roadhouse and We Were Soldiers.
espskully
New member
There's nothing funny about guitardation.
Dogbreath
Im an ex-spurt
I thought it was great!
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32-20-Blues
New member
Dogbreath said:I thought it was great!
So did I. Apparently, we're going to hell. See you there, I'll buy you a beer.
