LOPP! GREAT SHIT ROTFLMAOWPIMP!!!!!!!!
You have to share the link where you got that translation stuff from!!!!!!!! Damn, that shit was funny. Especially funny because I know what it says in Dutch. Duh, I wrote it.
Maar goed, ik ben half pools/nederlands, kom uit Noord-brabant, dus heb net zoals jij iets tegen die lui van boven de sloten, niewaar? Maar goed, ik speel nu in een funk/soul/pop-coverband Clutch. Daarvoor was ik leadgitarist/songwriter bij Eclips, een death-thrash metal band
It says:
Anyway, I'm half polish/dutch, I'm from Noord-brabant, so like you I got something against them folks from 'above the trenches'*, right? Anyway, I play in a funk/soul/pop-coverband Clutch. Before that I used to be leadguitarist/songwriter in Eclips, a death-thrash metal band.
Solely wranch, I wax the leadguitarist towards an Eclipse
*above the trenches= In the middle of The Netherlands there are some large rivers (trenches) dividing the country in 2. The lower half consists of Zeeland, Noord Brabant and Limburg. This is the cool half, where people party, and know how to drink and what real beer is (Hertog Jan, Brand, Dommelsch). We feel that 'above the trenches' the folks are more 'colder', more distant.
IMHO. And the opinion of 4,5 million others...
