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punkin said:
what the hell am I gonna eat now?
another spoonful of shit I suppose.
and none of my insults were pointed at YOU,why would they be you just got here dincha? but thanx for the slams
anyway.
what the hell am I gonna eat now?
another spoonful of shit I suppose.
and none of my insults were pointed at YOU,why would they be you just got here dincha? but thanx for the slams
anyway.
grn
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Well-said punkin. I'm glad we have reputation points on this board.
Sirnothingness
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PHlipper said:By the way, and not meaning to start another argument, but I realise that most of you in here are American. Do you realise how sublimely ironic it is for us Brits to watch you Yanks have a set-to about spelling? (It seems that most of your spelling is dictated by Microsoft and only barely resembles the actual English language that we loaned to you - only for you to later break it!)
You aren't still pissed about that American Revolution, are ya?
As for being a desperate musician, I gladly submitted a song to I Eat My Bass and I've never been thought of as a desperate musician. Hell, some of you so called 'DJ's' out there should have no problem ripping off some musician and submitting something. Oh, you must get paid for your efforts eh? What a bunch of shinola. The guy asks for some free music to put into a video, then give it to him or shut up. Oh, guess some of you think you're Steve Vai or something. What a bunch of crap. I didn't know we had a bunch of rock stars here. And if it's punk that you play, then that's even more reason to give it for free. Heck, what'll it take you to record a punk song? 20 minutes, maybe?
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"How many positive responses have you had so far from members of this board? I really would like to know that much...nothing more really."
Not That I owe you any answers, but what the hell,17 "positive" responses ranging from straight ahead rock, to hip hop, to new age solo piano, to honky tonk, and even some crazy fast paced blues stuff....I just got three more in my email right before posting this, please keep trashing me its working wondefully.
nothing more really?
well then what the fuck is all this shit?
...so let me get this straight.
You want me to give you something for free and you're going to insult if I ask you to share the love. umm...yea...right.
Freind...you had something going at first. Be aware that there's a lot of good music out there that isn't on a major record label...A LOT! Exposure is always good...even if there isn't a $$ payout. But something is in order...there's the music creation (you can't do it), there's the playing (you can't do it), there's the recording (doubt you can do it)...it's worth something...don't you think!Then somewhere along the way you took it upon yourself to insult the creative community as a whole all while asking for hand-outs.
Oh, before I forget, I have to interject this...my brother owns a bike shop...location, location, location...it applies in your biz too. He's cleaning up and he has a limited education. What's your deal...simple learned skills, know the product, know the customer base, establish in a location where these two converge and get to know the clientel.
K...moving on...I seriously thought about hooking you up with a few of my students but I'm thinking they could do better. Seriously, we've got a craft fair in the park in October. The kids will get free access to the venues and lunch. There will be three place winners,...first place gets a a $50 gift certificate to a local restaurant and a 4 hour recording session here at the SPL studios.
What do we get for putting up with your insults?...Assume the position Mr. Help Me Because I Can't Run a Business and I need Free Promotional Material , I'll Take Anything, Because I'm too Cheap to Pay for It!
I almost wonder if there's something else going on here...maybe this is a complete ruise...I get it, you're a wanna be too only you're worse than those you insult! You're looking for free creative material because you can't work it up yourself.
Seriously, like I said before...when you first started off, I thought hey...here's a neat idea but about into your third post...I was thinking what a jerk. Maybe that's why you're hanging here jawjacking wasting valuable time when you could be sharing the love of your sport/hobby or what ever...you're socially unacceptable...that's your thing...am I right? (rhetorical btw...I don't really care what you think)
In closing, I sincerly hope you expend a lot of mental energy no matter how limited your resources may be considering a response. Rest assured, no matter how hard you struggle to work up yet another insult, I won't give you the time of day nor a response. Be gone,...I've dismissed you. I've been given suggestion by a valued commrade to stop feeding the Troll...I take this as excellent advice.
Have a nice day.
ahhhh I see, It IS "nothing really", your absolutely right.
Not That I owe you any answers, but what the hell,17 "positive" responses ranging from straight ahead rock, to hip hop, to new age solo piano, to honky tonk, and even some crazy fast paced blues stuff....I just got three more in my email right before posting this, please keep trashing me its working wondefully.
nothing more really?
well then what the fuck is all this shit?
...so let me get this straight.
You want me to give you something for free and you're going to insult if I ask you to share the love. umm...yea...right.
Freind...you had something going at first. Be aware that there's a lot of good music out there that isn't on a major record label...A LOT! Exposure is always good...even if there isn't a $$ payout. But something is in order...there's the music creation (you can't do it), there's the playing (you can't do it), there's the recording (doubt you can do it)...it's worth something...don't you think!Then somewhere along the way you took it upon yourself to insult the creative community as a whole all while asking for hand-outs.
Oh, before I forget, I have to interject this...my brother owns a bike shop...location, location, location...it applies in your biz too. He's cleaning up and he has a limited education. What's your deal...simple learned skills, know the product, know the customer base, establish in a location where these two converge and get to know the clientel.
K...moving on...I seriously thought about hooking you up with a few of my students but I'm thinking they could do better. Seriously, we've got a craft fair in the park in October. The kids will get free access to the venues and lunch. There will be three place winners,...first place gets a a $50 gift certificate to a local restaurant and a 4 hour recording session here at the SPL studios.
What do we get for putting up with your insults?...Assume the position Mr. Help Me Because I Can't Run a Business and I need Free Promotional Material , I'll Take Anything, Because I'm too Cheap to Pay for It!
I almost wonder if there's something else going on here...maybe this is a complete ruise...I get it, you're a wanna be too only you're worse than those you insult! You're looking for free creative material because you can't work it up yourself.
Seriously, like I said before...when you first started off, I thought hey...here's a neat idea but about into your third post...I was thinking what a jerk. Maybe that's why you're hanging here jawjacking wasting valuable time when you could be sharing the love of your sport/hobby or what ever...you're socially unacceptable...that's your thing...am I right? (rhetorical btw...I don't really care what you think)
In closing, I sincerly hope you expend a lot of mental energy no matter how limited your resources may be considering a response. Rest assured, no matter how hard you struggle to work up yet another insult, I won't give you the time of day nor a response. Be gone,...I've dismissed you. I've been given suggestion by a valued commrade to stop feeding the Troll...I take this as excellent advice.
Have a nice day.
ahhhh I see, It IS "nothing really", your absolutely right.
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Sirnothingness said:
bahahahahahahaha....takin shots at the punksters even,
Nice to see ya sirN, and I concurr{sp} SirN is as far from a desperate musician as can be......I must admit that classification conjurs up Images of old blues guys on a corner in some crappy city w a tin cup and a 5 sting dobro, not peeps that own their own home studios, and homes for that matter.....how is that desperate.....desperate for what? A date? A Klondike bar? A beer? Ive been that last one before i admit.
but never have i been a desperate musician, or filmmaker for that matter, Like I told everyone before i have my own tunes, Im in the midst of releasing a cd on wich I play every instrument and sing all the vocals...maybe Ill cover "desperado"
I really am simply offering to give exposure, and I really have no money tp pay anyone,and i really will continue just as I am...well i might get a haircut. here ya go....http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=359651
now yall can rip on my tunes too.
thanx again to all who have submitted.
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dude seriously what are you 12 years old?grn said:
my god.
sorry, Im out of cookies....But I think Barney might be on soon.
punkin
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OK...I told myself to not get sucked in but here goes.
Sincerly, I hope everything works out for you...I mean that.
With that said, as I stated in my previous post, that initially I thought you had an interesting idea going, I even saw the merit for this as being an opportunity for some free publicity for unknown talent. But, your attitude and personality is very abrasive. It's not the idea that sucks...it just you.
Man I'm here to tell you that I too have a passion about the stuff I do. Much maybe even most of my time in the studio is done for free. It's a side gig for me. It's just a kick. I can relate. But if I was to start insulting the talent, I couldn't get them in the door...even for free.
In retrospect, I really shouldn't have bothered with my first post. It was when I saw the flame throwing you were dispensing all while asking for a freebie I lost my composure. I guess I stooped down when I should have stepped away. My bad.
Again, I hope it all works out for you and those who decide to work with you. As Vai once said, "Peace, love and all that happiness shit".
Sincerly, I hope everything works out for you...I mean that.
With that said, as I stated in my previous post, that initially I thought you had an interesting idea going, I even saw the merit for this as being an opportunity for some free publicity for unknown talent. But, your attitude and personality is very abrasive. It's not the idea that sucks...it just you.
Man I'm here to tell you that I too have a passion about the stuff I do. Much maybe even most of my time in the studio is done for free. It's a side gig for me. It's just a kick. I can relate. But if I was to start insulting the talent, I couldn't get them in the door...even for free.
In retrospect, I really shouldn't have bothered with my first post. It was when I saw the flame throwing you were dispensing all while asking for a freebie I lost my composure. I guess I stooped down when I should have stepped away. My bad.
Again, I hope it all works out for you and those who decide to work with you. As Vai once said, "Peace, love and all that happiness shit".
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punkin said:
okay....we can chalk that up to some sort of neuro-whatever issue I guess.
Yeah, I started this thread really abrasive, i remeber. with the intro, the samples, the offer, I was totally out of hand should have my feet cut off and fed to snakes as punishment.
like i said 12 times now, I have no patience for idiots, and for that Im a bad businessman? Golly gee......ya hurt me that time.
in best soup nazi voice....."NEXT"
grn
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I will still not allow myself to sink as low as you. No personal attacks. No insults. No cursing. Yes, it is bad business to insult the people you are requesting material from. I'm sorry, you're just wrong and the rep points show who here has given to the community on this board and who has wasted our time.
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I ate my bass said:what the hell am I gonna eat now?
another spoonful of shit I suppose.
and none of my insults were pointed at YOU,why would they be you just got here dincha? but thanx for the slams
Look.....you are not wanted here, you had a chance to score some tunes and then you fucked it up, you seem to think that your videos are something that everyone wants to hang their music on and you want them to do it for free. I watch a lot of tv and I rent a lot of videos and I have never heard of you, so why would I waste my time with an unknown just to hear my own music? Dude, you suck, you thought that everyone here would jump at the chance to put their music up for free and it did not happen.....go crawl back under your rock and leave everyone alone.....if your were serious, you would not get involved with the pissing match that YOU started......in other words, go to hell, fuck off, get lost, eat me, peddle your wares elswhere, nobody wants you, you suck, no one has heard of you, loser, kiss my ass, get bent, fuck yourself, eat shit& die, ect, ect, ect
jpw23
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WELL......I ate my bass gave me a neg rep point for my last post.......I am so sorry that I stepped on your feelings, I hope that your pussy heals up ! C'mon....lets get real here.....you have nothing to offer anyone except free exposure to a limited audience, you are making a small amount of money that you do not wish to share with the musicians that you take advantage of, and you want to bitch when others question your motives......if you were a real buisness man, you would put your cards on the table and not whine when others disagree with you.....I think you suck big balls.................BIG BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jpw23
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Did i mention that you suck.......................BIG BALLS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
earthboundrec
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jpw23 said:
chill..........
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jpw23 said:Look.....you are not wanted here, you had a chance to score some tunes and then you fucked it up, you seem to think that your videos are something that everyone wants to hang their music on and you want them to do it for free. I watch a lot of tv and I rent a lot of videos and I have never heard of you, so why would I waste my time with an unknown just to hear my own music? Dude, you suck, you thought that everyone here would jump at the chance to put their music up for free and it did not happen.....go crawl back under your rock and leave everyone alone.....if your were serious, you would not get involved with the pissing match that YOU started......in other words, go to hell, fuck off, get lost, eat me, peddle your wares elswhere, nobody wants you, you suck, no one has heard of you, loser, kiss my ass, get bent, fuck yourself, eat shit& die, ect, ect, ect
hey einstein, Im an AMATEUR videographer that specializes in East Coast themed AMATEUR mtn bike videos, no shit ya havent heard of me
Unless your an east coast mtnbiker why would you have?
None of you even checked out my website or you would know this,Besides, Its alot more fun to just bash the fuck outta me Im sure.
thats a real quality post ya got there jp. ya put a lot of time and thought into it eh?
Too bad it dosent make any sense there sherlock....Ive received 24 songs/offers for songs now....wayyyyyyy more than I need, in fact Ill use the excess in the NEXT vid....So to quote your super-slick post up bove here,
"you thought that everyone here would jump at the chance to put their music up for free and it did not happen.."
No sir.I never thought that, and EVERYONE did NOT respond thank god, what the fuck would I do w 15,000 songs?
ya know whats even funnier? 99% of what I got is excellent! From cool people that realize what this is all about pal, people that arent afraid to to hear someone say "sorry no thanx", people that want to give their stuff to someone, especially someone that will use their tunes in a constructive way and gain them exposure in the form of a captive audience and some cool marketing even.
anyways....I love how Im the asshole here, yet one after another you people keep jumpin on me when you arent even involved, nor have you BEEN involved in this post at all, yet ya cant resist a chance to go blast the fuck outta someone thats presenting and oppurtunity to this whole fuckin website when you havent even bothered to check my shit out.Fucking brilliant.What if i was Don Hampton and you didnt know it or bother to check even?These people that have sent me their stuff.....they DID check me out, and thats why they sent it.....regardless of my "horrible attitude" and ramblings w morons on this site.
Ya know, its fuckin amazing, I get responses that people are thrilled to death to have this chance they wouldnt otherwise have, and on the other hand a bunch of you simply wanna blast me for what? Because I didnt wanna deal w stupid questions?Because a i was a rude smartass to peeps that should have been able to answer their feeble minded questions on their own?OR is it that you really just hang out here, own some studio gear but totally suck and couldnt write your way out of a wet paper bag so go ahead and fuck w the people that can? I dunno Im just guessin now.....
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jpw23 said:
ahh another smooth one.
stepped on my feelings?
DONT FUCKIN FLATTER YOURSELF DICKCHEESE.
lemme guess....you must be that accountant I could never afford....And by god youve decided that I make a small amt of money even!sweeeet!
Im psyched, Thats great....where do I pick up my check asshole?
PS....WHATS WITH THE NEGATIVE REP POINTS THING? i DIdNT GIVE YOU A FUCKIN THING , but Id love too! How do I do this?
ahaaaa the little scale icon!!!!
now you can say I gave you negative rep power.
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punkin
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There's a nice guy in there somewhere...you just need to let him out.
Sirnothingness
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jpw23 said:
Impressive. Must have been up all night to come up with such a line. Did your mommy know you stayed up late?
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AteMyBass wrote:
nowhere in my spewings does it state "Ive done everyone a favOUr"
I suppose you think I spelled favour incorrectly, ay? I'll just sit here and you can win my points for me. Reading your other replies, though, where you bitch on and on about the costs and everything else, I have to ask one thing; (that's a semi-colon, by the way. Little English punctuation thing we've got going over here)
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH?
On the one hand you are telling us that you do it for love, on the other you bemoan virtually every aspect of your craft - don't do it then! D'you think anyone in here gives a fuck what you do? Take up knitting or something, you colonial twat!
nowhere in my spewings does it state "Ive done everyone a favOUr"
I suppose you think I spelled favour incorrectly, ay? I'll just sit here and you can win my points for me. Reading your other replies, though, where you bitch on and on about the costs and everything else, I have to ask one thing; (that's a semi-colon, by the way. Little English punctuation thing we've got going over here)
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH?
On the one hand you are telling us that you do it for love, on the other you bemoan virtually every aspect of your craft - don't do it then! D'you think anyone in here gives a fuck what you do? Take up knitting or something, you colonial twat!
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PHlipper said:AteMyBass wrote:
nowhere in my spewings does it state "Ive done everyone a favOUr"
I suppose you think I spelled favour incorrectly, ay? I'll just sit here and you can win my points for me. Reading your other replies, though, where you bitch on and on about the costs and everything else, I have to ask one thing; (that's a semi-colon, by the way. Little English punctuation thing we've got going over here)
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH?
On the one hand you are telling us that you do it for love, on the other you bemoan virtually every aspect of your craft - don't do it then! D'you think anyone in here gives a fuck what you do? Take up knitting or something, you colonial twat!
no ya limey bastid, I put the "ou" in caps to prove my weak ass amreican worth to the likes of you....ya missed that huh? shocking.
I hate what Im doing?
WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT?...this is mind boggling.
You people make shit up as ya go?
again Ill ask...can you fuckin brits read? Please, quote me where I said that I hate everything Im doing Id love to see that.
Do you mean when I listed how much everything costs? I wasnt bitching shithead, I was making a point wich you very obviously missed totally..People were stating that they KNOW HOW MUCH DOUGH I MAKE!..That doesnt mean I hate what Im doing there slick...I love it...in fact heres a pic of me just yesterday, thats how much I hate it...
me hate biking yeah, looks Im havin a bad time huh?
Gasoline just went up to some ridiculous $3.50 a gallon here.....does that mean I hate gasoline too?
How the fuck am I supposed to fire the hog up then? WATER?
jesus man....there are def some points ya can take digs at me with, BUT THOSE ARENT THEM!!!!!!!
dumass.
3 more responses this morning.
Thanx !!!!!!!
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I very nearly said I haven't had as much fun as this in ages...but it'd be a lie (and incredibly sad if true), but I am enjoying this....it's a diversion from work and I get to have a pop at you (mainly because most of us over here are still extremely pissed off that you guys put Bush in the whitehouse AGAIN!)
Anyway....
You wrote: "Yeah, I started this thread really abrasive, i remeber. with the intro, the samples, the offer, I was totally out of hand should have my feet cut off and fed to snakes as punishment.
like i said 12 times now, I have no patience for idiots, and for that Im a bad businessman? Golly gee......ya hurt me that time."
You didn't start the thread abrasively, but when you were questioned you went off on one like some pre-menstrual nazi! I think what most people are trying to get through to you here is that there's no need to deal with people in that manner.
You have no patience for idiots? Well! Who died and made you king of the ****s! Those same 'idiots' could well be way over your head academically, morally, socially and intellectually. To declare somebody an idiot, purely because they don't see eye to eye with you is presumptuous to say the least. I guess the fact that you are struggling to see that people outside of your own head are not on PRECISELY the same wavelength is just an example of that stereotypical American self-centred narcissism that the rest of the world has come to expect.
Anyway....
You wrote: "Yeah, I started this thread really abrasive, i remeber. with the intro, the samples, the offer, I was totally out of hand should have my feet cut off and fed to snakes as punishment.
like i said 12 times now, I have no patience for idiots, and for that Im a bad businessman? Golly gee......ya hurt me that time."
You didn't start the thread abrasively, but when you were questioned you went off on one like some pre-menstrual nazi! I think what most people are trying to get through to you here is that there's no need to deal with people in that manner.
You have no patience for idiots? Well! Who died and made you king of the ****s! Those same 'idiots' could well be way over your head academically, morally, socially and intellectually. To declare somebody an idiot, purely because they don't see eye to eye with you is presumptuous to say the least. I guess the fact that you are struggling to see that people outside of your own head are not on PRECISELY the same wavelength is just an example of that stereotypical American self-centred narcissism that the rest of the world has come to expect.