Forget Foam

  • Thread starter Thread starter DigDoug
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How about:

If you watch, $20.00
If you help, $50.00
If you tried to master it yourself first. $500.00

:D :D :D
 
Y'all forgot the one that touches on the real issue at hand:

- Consultation with "audio expert": $1000 per hour
(I've had to deal with one of these so called experts who got that kind of money to come in and tell a customer that his aircraft audio system sounded bad and then left without providing any recommendations for fixing said problems. In the end, I went in and tweaked the system equalization and we sent a bill to the customer who was tickled pink that his "expert" helped us resolve the issue.)

Darryl.....
 
I once had a rep for a local group come into our hidden studio for some mastering he wanted. He wanted to see what we had so I was like ok come on through. He came in and didnt ask about any gear. The first thing that came out of his mouth was of course " Do you have Pro Tools" and damn " Those Faders move on their own" Anyway,, my setup is no where near controlled enough nor geared to be a pro mastering suite, but you know why he wanted me to do it?

I heard him on his cell phone telling somebody that I had " Those Real Foams" on the wall. LOL

simple cheap @ss Mars Auralex's

Anyway, I got the Cd from him and started to put some " Pro " mastering on it and ended up calling him back and telling him he needs to remix it and send it to a Real Mastering Pro.

Cost = about 45mins of my studio time.
Charge= I F@cked his sister. " Priceless" LOL


Malcolm
 
GOT FOAM?

I have foam on the headliner of my car...does that mean that it would be good for recording? Or should I hire this Green guy to put brass spikes in?
 
If I spike my hair and dye it green will I sing better? I had no idea it was so easy.
 
lmao wow im sittin at work crackin up , whats this business with green foam? dont they already sell that "real foam stuff" in green color? or you get better sound by coloring them urself? sound interesting lmao... neways i got nothin smart to say, pece lol
 
I'd like to see a picture of a room with a bunch of spikes coming out of the wall. I just can't imagine what it would look like
 
ooo, is he talking about the kind of spikes you use to lift home stereo speakers off the carpet?

if so, this is *not really* a new idea
 
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