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Rokket said:
Pace yourselves!

Remember the old joke:

An old bull and a young on stand on a hill overlooking the herd.

The young one says "Let's run down there and fuck one of them cows!"

The old one says, "no, let's walk down there and fuck them all..."
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Ha, that's the funniest shit I've heard for a while :D :D
 
GOODLAND said:
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Now I will go do something constructive with my time.
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GOODLAND said:
This is #150!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: 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Now I will go do something constructive with my time.
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a long time for my comp to load
 
THis is today's meaningless post about nothing.

NEW RULES FOR THIS THREAD:

It is o.k. to post goofy stuff, like the smiley faces. But DON"T DO IT MORE THAN ONCE. A joke is funny the first time. Repeating it shows that you are a blunt-skull.
 
Where was I? OH yeah...

...Zoe came to his senses right when he was in a dream. He had no idea for a moment whether the dream was reality or a dream within a dream...
 
...spiders crawled up and down his spine and to the ends of his fingers and toes and back....
 
...or so it felt that way to him. Actually his body was screaming with the pain of the 40-year hybernation he'd been under. This fact was just now coming to the surface through the engrams of his brain cells. Baby steps. One after the other....
 
...the ship's console looked the same, but the space outside the viewplate was different. He was definitely in a completely different sector...
 
...think brain, think! He said inside his head. The fog was clearing slowly. Then the sound of coffee brewing in the gally come to him. "I need a CUP o' JO!" he yelled out to the empty room, his own raspy voice startled him....
 
..."COMMANDER ZOE OF THE STARSHIP GIDEON", said the monitor, "BE ADVISED THAT THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR IN THE NAVIGATION SYSTEM..."
 
..."your Position, Due To Malfunction, Is 3.7 Parsecs Off Course From Your Mission Destination. Therefore, This Program Will Cease..."
 
..."boy, I'm in some deep do-do now," thought, Zoe. The coffee was doing the trick. It was all coming back to him now...
 
...he had been sent on a mission, a secret one, and he was to learn the objective upon reaccimation after hybernation. The program didn't offer any clues. The Mission was simply aborted. He was on his own, with no knowledge of what his mission had been, who had sent him, or why. He was on his own,and the comp log just plain ceased on him...
 
...oh well, said Zoe to himself. What's the difference: an adventure someone planed for me, or one that is a complete open book? It never mattered! But now it was time to start looking for a planet....[TO BE CONTINUED]
 
So THAT'S how you get custom avatars. Man, I've been wondering about that since I first found this forum.
 
Jack Russell said:
THis is today's meaningless post about nothing.

NEW RULES FOR THIS THREAD:

It is o.k. to post goofy stuff, like the smiley faces. But DON"T DO IT MORE THAN ONCE. A joke is funny the first time. Repeating it shows that you are a blunt-skull.
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Ohhhh.., so now there are rules are there.

hmmmmm............that sucks :(
 
Jack Russell said:
...oh well, said Zoe to himself. What's the difference: an adventure someone planed for me, or one that is a complete open book? It never mattered! But now it was time to start looking for a planet....[TO BE CONTINUED]
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Jeez, you got me hooked..... ;)
 
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