Floaming solid state amp

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Right!!!

ggunn said:
You are so full of BS. Everyone with a modicum of understanding of acoustical physics knows that the T. Rex is only good for high frequency reflections. For a bass trap you have to go with a Diplodocus or Apatosaur. The T. Rex is from the late Cretaceous period, fer chrissakes; for low freq trapping any moron knows that you need to tap the 'saurs from the Jurassic, and not the early Jurassic, either. Jeez! Amateurs...
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And the pink floam absorbs reasonably well down to 500 Hz. The green is equally absorbent down to 250 Hz. Both however control
jitter artifacts 110 dB below the music and standing waves in your studio that cause a huge hole at 80 Hz exactly.

Just be sure to leave an air gap behind your T.Rex or chosen dino of at least 1/8"
 
I want to record really good black/death metal tones... do you think floam will help my guitar recordings? Will it sound better than my Behringer amp does now? I don't want to buy a good amp and I don't believe the people who tell me I need a good amp to record pro-quality guitar tones... so even if I can get a 5% improvement using floam... I would buy it.

Also, I heard you can't get pro-quality distorted guitar tones using floam, it only works for clean tones. Is this true? What about if it use it on my distortion pedal... will that help?
 
Sure can!!

Scottgman said:
Also, I heard you can't get pro-quality distorted guitar tones using floam, it only works for clean tones. Is this true?
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That is BS!! I just floamed my Tony Iommi humbuckers and man, let me tell you, it's a f@#$cking beast now!!! My Goth SG looks a little silly with flourescent yellow pickups, but who cares this shit rocks!!

I can't speak on the distortion pedal wrapped in floam, haven't tried that. However, I did floam my sneakers and I gotta say, it does feel better when I step on the pedal. Hope that helps....
 
!!!worth Repeating!!!

My floam mod is in full swing!
I want to share this money saving trick with all my HR friends.
For 29.95, I will share with you the secret application which optimizes the hidden wonderful acoustic properties of this much maligned product, known to us as FLOAM! For only 29.95, you will learn;
  1. How to apply FLOAM, using my patented butterknife technique
  2. Areas to avoid, such as fans and circuit boards
  3. What to do if your amp bursts into flames from improper application
  4. Where to acquire the coveted CHROME FLOAM!
  5. How to remove Floam from the genitalia
  6. Floaming your tubes to make them even more tubey
Act now, and for only 39.95 extra, I'll even throw in (for a limited time only) secret schematics for my Floam bass traps!


HUNGRY?
For only an additional 9.99 I will also cover FRIED FLOAM!!!

Yes, that's right. It is both delicious AND edible.

!!!ORDER NOW!!!​






Some may experience occasional mild side effects which may consist of but are not limited to; internal bleeding, stomach ulcers, moist flatulence, insomnia, maggot infestation of the colon, bulging of the eyes, intense maddening pain about the head/face/neck/stomach/chest/back, swelling of the teeth and fingernails, male/female pattern baldness, and an intense sexual attraction to dogs, cats, mice, and roadkill.
 
cellardweller said:
My floam mod is in full swing!
I want to share this money saving trick with all my HR friends.
For 29.95, I will share with you the secret application which optimizes the hidden wonderful acoustic properties of this much maligned product, known to us as FLOAM! For only 29.95, you will learn;
  1. How to apply FLOAM, using my patented butterknife technique
  2. Areas to avoid, such as fans and circuit boards
  3. What to do if your amp bursts into flames from improper application
  4. Where to acquire the coveted CHROME FLOAM!
  5. How to remove Floam from the genitalia
  6. Floaming your tubes to make them even more tubey
Act now, and for only 39.95 extra, I'll even throw in (for a limited time only) secret schematics for my Floam bass traps!


HUNGRY?
For only an additional 9.99 I will also cover FRIED FLOAM!!!

Yes, that's right. It is both delicious AND edible.

!!!ORDER NOW!!!​






Some may experience occasional mild side effects which may consist of but are not limited to; internal bleeding, stomach ulcers, moist flatulence, insomnia, maggot infestation of the colon, bulging of the eyes, intense maddening pain about the head/face/neck/stomach/chest/back, swelling of the teeth and fingernails, male/female pattern baldness, and an intense sexual attraction to dogs, cats, mice, and roadkill.
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WHO DO I CALL!!!!?
 
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