samicide, your songwriting is just about unparalleled here.
Starting off in lo-fi mode a la VOXVENDOR, eh?

piano sounds tight, but a bit "underwater" -- intentional though, to set off those cool cellos! Only crit on cellos -- they sound excellent, but in the intro -- that quick trill sounds a bit fakey (about 0:32?). Don't have any suggestions on how to add depth to that, tho

How do you get finger/string noise when it ain't there to begin with??

Doubt the listeners would care; they'd be too intoxicated by the melody and emotion.
Plus beer
Love that slapback/plate echo sound on the sidesticked snare. Right before 2:00, thought the mix was a tad heavy at about 120 Hz (very little tho... maybe 2db?). Vox is great. You get that pleasantly clipped Trent Reznor thing there in the last verse.
omg the f word
I could listen to this thing over and over again, man. It's just beautiful. The potty mouth is what will sell it, tho

Chad
BTW: What rhymes with "fucking"?
