thebigcheese
"Hi, I'm in Delaware."
Sorry, I've seen hundreds, perhaps even thousands of REAL beat up guitars, and no one - EVER - has even come close to making a relic that actually looks right. I've seen hundreds of those too, and from dozens of different sources (the Fender Custom Shop, various "freelance" relicers* on down to the "road word" bullshit), and they all look stupid. Not just close up (though it is worst there; Fender does the weather checking on their relics UNDER THE CLEAR COAT, when the clear coat is what naturally weather checks the most! And weather checking something so it actually looks right isn't even that hard - it just takes one of those cans of compressed air they sell for cleaning out electronics and such), but from just about any distance. They are flat out moronic.
Yeah, but isn't the whole point that, by distressing under the clear coat, now you can look vintage without actually having a messed up guitar? Mind you, I still wouldn't buy one. I get OCD and would rather have a guitar with no dings, but if I wanted to keep the worn look, you could always just get someone to put clear coat over it without repainting. I think.
I've got an old guitar that's a little beat up, but it's a natural finish, so it's really just the clear coat that is worn, except for the big dent I think my friend put in it. Jerk. I've thought about getting it redone just because I feel like it would make the neck slide a little better, but maybe not.