Fark Santa Clause..... I'm opening the pig now!!

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.......Well, the original deal w/ the wife was... I could have the manuals, but no keys til Christmas.......

....got tired of reading the manuals? .....:D (she's cool like that)

I shouldnt be posting anything yet, cause i just cracked the box this morning, and I only kinda sorta have a vague idea on how this thing kinda works.......sorta:confused: But, I got excited:)

I dont know how to get to the eq yet, dont know how to properly use the effects yet....... and dont know how to get good levels out of this thing yet.......(seemed hard to get it loud enough..... could use some help here)

btw: this is not the stereo grand available on the board......its a scaled down version........ ....dont know how to use that yet either...... :D :rolleyes:

anyways....... thanks for indulging my Christmas impatience......:D

track 4 .....piano crap http://www.nowhereradio.com/guernica/singles
 
(psst... track 3 not 4)
sounds mint. I'm jealous,your gonna have lots of fun with that "tool".Can't wait till Sam hears it...I smell major purchase
 
did the new "toy" cause you to come up with this?...out of curiosity

new equipment always does that to me in a big time way.

so...what did you get, zactly??

sounds nice, btw. especially the reverb.
 
You have a great sense for "epic" melodies. Seriously cool. If I tried something like this, it would be almost laughable, but too sad to really be funny. You, on the other hand, pull it off with class.

I don't know what the new toy is, but I'm sensing some more good shit from you in the near future. Glad you posted, btw;as an odd coincidence, you got a review from me on another tune today. Yup, it was time.
 
Sounds good man.This is gonna been an added demension to your arsenal.Sweet sounding keyboard.

Santa's gonna be pissed though.:eek:
 
Hey Mike...did you kill a similar thread that had the word "FUCK" in the title? I could have sworn it said "FUCK" earlier.

I mean, I can understand why you wouldn't want to litter the clinic with foul language, by using words like "FUCK." Have I lost my fucking mind, or was there an F-bomb in another thread?

The word, I believe, was spelled F.U.C.K.. Now it seems to be spelled "FARK," which conveys a similar meaning, but has less of the impact of the real deal.

Not really important that you answer. I'm just fucking babbling.

FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

wow...I'll probably delete this when the migraine goes away.
 
Chris,
I believe you are fucking correct.Im sure I saw this thread with the word FUCK instead of fark in it.

I guess guernica fuckin decided to change the fucking thing.Well,it is his fucking thread so I guess he can do whatever the fuck he wants to fucking do with it.










:D
 
WISC-Yeah man...... Im losing sleep with this thing in the house ........seriously:) Ive talked to Sam about it. From the material Ive heard him do on his stuff, ....sounds to me like he's set up pretty nice.

Mixmkr-.....its a triton studio. Yeah, its sparked up all kinds of fires:) I wish i could tell you more about the verb and stuff, but at this point im just pushin' buttons.....:confused: :D

Chris- thanks for the listen Chris........ like i mentioned above, its a triton. Im kinda in awe at this point..... I just look at it w/ glazed over eyes. .......It's like being 10 years old, lookin' at a corvette.... and saying to yourself "I aint near man enough to drive that thing yet":D Im a keyboard dumbass, w/ alot of learning to do.
 
Kramer said:
I guess guernica fuckin decided to change the fucking thing.Well,it is his fucking thread so I guess he can do whatever the fuck he wants to fucking do with it.
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hehehehe....BAHAHAHAHahahaha...

See, now there's no fucking way I'm deleting my post. Fuck that. Yeah, Guernica...this is one you can show to your grandkiddos...

:D
:D
:D
 
chrisharris said:
hehehehe....BAHAHAHAHahahaha...

See, now there's no fucking way I'm deleting my post. Fuck that. Yeah, Guernica...this is one you can show to your grandkiddos...

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:D
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Nah man,Im gonna delete mine whenever you delete yours.:D
 
.....oops.....

Kramer-.....thanks for listening bro:)

Chris and Kramer:D :D :D .......LMAO....
.....yeah, I tried to just edit the title but I guess that dont workee, ..........so i took it down and rewrote it. After i posted it, it just seemed really harsh..... I try to limit my pottymouth to just my friends.......... ......so FUCK Santa Clause:D
 
Dont delete those posts damnit!!!! This is my thread, and I say.........






..........well,



........I say fuck........?


:D
 
Kramer said:
Nah man,Im gonna delete mine whenever you delete yours.:D
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Man, this is a great thread. I feel that Guernica is probably smiling right now, even though he can take no official responsibility for the turn this has taken.

"FUCK" What a useful word, eh? And we shouldn't be scared to use it. It serves many useful grammatical functions. Here's an example:

Hey Kramer, Don't you FUCKING (adverb) FUCK (verb) with this thread by deleting the "FUCKS" (plural noun) in it, you FUCKING (adjective) FUCK (noun) .

:D
 
Ok,I'll let it stand since it has become the major focus of the thread.:D

Sorry about all the fucking damage to your thread man.:D
 
chrisharris said:
Man, this is a great thread. I feel that Guernica is probably smiling right now, even though he can take no official responsibility for the turn this has taken.

"FUCK" What a useful word, eh? And we shouldn't be scared to use it. It serves many useful grammatical functions. Here's an example:

Hey Kramer, Don't you FUCKING (adverb) FUCK (verb) with this thread by deleting the "FUCKS" (plural noun) in it, you FUCKING (adjective) FUCK (noun) .

:D
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Muahhahahahahahahahahaha!!LMAO!
:D:D:D
 
THE GREATEST FUCKING THREAD EVER

Not to detract from your toy, Guernica...b/c I still think what you knocked out in a very short amount of time was very cool, but I have to go the fuck to bed now. Have fun with what's left of this thread... You deserve better.

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:D
:D
 
sweet piece!


you knew I would dig this one.. the recording sounds great.. I'm not crazy about the sound of the piano, mainly on the higher notes, but everything else sounds great.. I didnt think you made songs like this!

Speaking of new gear, I just got some early presents from Santa.. (that means I bought new gear for myself) :)

I picked up a Roland XV 20-20 with an Orchestral expansion card, and some more Waves plug ins.. (L1 Ultra Maximizer etc)

I tried quite a few synths at G.C., and it seemed to me that the ones with the better synth patches had weaker pianos, and the ones with good pianos had weak synth patches..

multiple synths is how I have to roll..

After all, I have nothing better to spend my money on!

great tune, look forward to hearing more like it!

and is all the vulgarity really necessary!




















fuck!
 
I just had to interject with all this funny four letter word stuff so here goes ;
Fuck that fuckin fucker he's a fuckin fucked fuck!(Directed at noone in general)you may now resume your thread
 
a question

did you program the piano with a sequencer or play it?

cool either way..


----Johnny 5----
 
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