Fact or fiction?

[Lt. Bob]

, I believe gravity is the major light bender out there, not so much magnetic fields.)

ooohh that's right. The bending of light in astronomical measurements is from gravity.
How in the hell could I be senile enough to have thought it was magnetic fields?
Crap ...... well, I'd better run and cancel my order for the demag units.

 

[Ford Van]

I think that gives new meaning to the expression:

"Dumber than a box of rocks."

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Wow, you actually said something that was sort of funny!

There might be hope for you!