F@%king your face my lastest and greatest

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i THINK I LOOOVE YOU ....SO WHAT AM I SOO AFRAID OF, AFRAID THAT IM NOT SURE OF ...A BURN THERE IS NO CURE FOR ......


game set match ....

bazzlad i love you
 
I actually bought a Tool CD, after reading reviews of it on Amazon.

I'm now wondering if Tool CDs are actually a crime against humanity.
 
sellthekids said:
vestast (it sounds like a vaginal discharge)

I laugh at a lot of things. Take for instance you. I'm laughing at you right now. Not because of the song but because of the whole "old people don't know shit" thing

You put old people dont know shit in quotes, why? I didnt even say that i said old people like different things. Lets do a S.A.T. type question(eventhough i know none of you have been to college)

Younger people are to korn as

Oldder people are to----------Yes Micheal Bolton ....good

Younger people are to Rock concert as

Oldder people are to------Golfing...good

You listen and do different things as you get oldder
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Wow - I leave for a day to take care of real life and I totally missed your excellent come backs to everyone here.

Oh ya you're so funny that you can make jokes about people's mothers. Wow that's hilarious ! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wooooo !!!

You've made such good jokes that you've made me change my mind about you.

Now I am laughing AT you. Remember - Not WITH you.... AT you.

And how the fuck would you know who here has been on the radio and who hasn't ? And why is that so important to you ? If you have been on the radio (veeery unlikley) you would just be another shitturd to add to the rest of the pile on the radio.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Now go back to fucking your sisters/wifes face and go away.
 
sellthekids said:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ... Oh what fun it is to have my arse clogged up today
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I think you're a genius man ... why are you still here in fact ... you're such a huge star ... on radio and EVERYTHING ... we're not worthy ... etc etc etc
 
I think the song is pretty funny, and the quality isn't any worse than what many around here post. At least this guy has a sense of humor.

Post some more dood!
 
I wasn't going to do this, but I can't help myself. I have just read the funniest thread on this BBS in WEEKS! You guys kill me! I laughed so much my stomach hurts! To think it all started when this clown posted what he thought was music (???) on here for approval.... Anyway, the part that gets me is that he kept coming back in and RESPONDING to your criticisms with the worst grammatical and typo-flawed excuse for the English language that I have ever read. Hey, Sell the Kids? Radio play? The local college AM radio doesn't count, my friend. Even when you tried to justify with name dropping (bands I never heard of, I guess I am too old, I'm 38), it still comes off as weak. If you are on the radio, my grammatically challenged friend, what is your real name? Maybe we have heard of you, and we are all just a bunch of slack-jawwed butt bunnies who don't have a clue? I doubt it very much. Your posting sounds more like the ravings of a pimple infested 12-year-old than someone of 28 (I was 28 once, so I should know). So what if I bought Sabbath Bloody Sabbath when it was first released? I also bought Goo Goo Dolls, Third Eye Blind and Metallica when they first came out (Metallica in 1984). Music taste doesn't define your age. Remember what a wise man once said, and you'll do fine: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
 
Bazzlad, you ARE the man. And you're going to get me fired because I can't stop fucking laughing!!
 
I listened... The singer is all over the place pitch-wise, the instruments are out of tune, and the mix sounds like it was done through earpieces.

Other than that, I thought it was something a 20-something would think is funny... if they were drunk.

Just my opinion.... I wasn't offended, just felt I wasted 2 minutes of my life listening to it.
 
Yep. Needed to be funnier. I got bored. Cool title though.
 
Wow. The only thing I can think to add is that's 2 minutes I'm never going to get back. Gone. I could have beaten myself about the face and neck with a tire iron, but instead I listened to your song.

You owe me an apology.
 
freshmattyp said:
Wow. The only thing I can think to add is that's 2 minutes I'm never going to get back. Gone. I could have beaten myself about the face and neck with a tire iron, but instead I listened to your song.

You owe me an apology.
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HE OWES ALL OF US AN APOLOGY!!!
 
That was cool.Was that like 51 replies. Wow. Thats alot of attention. I would like to say thanks again. Which would be about the 4th or 5th time i have said thanks.I love website more and more. If someone writes a response talking shit, and you respond. You get more hate that is so cool. I know all 51 didnt listen to the song, but at least half did. Thats cool. I cant wait for the next one. This thread gives me great ideas. I thank you all again, for your need to feed your enough to listen to my song and talk about me.

AAHHH I would keep up the assualt, but its been a couple days. I already lost interest,and headed back on you journey through life. Killing peoples moms with anal sex.
Man Im funny
 
sellthekids said:
AAHHH I would keep up the assualt, but its been a couple days. I already lost interest,and headed back on you journey through life. Killing peoples moms with anal sex.
Man Im funny
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Uh, no. You're not. But if you believe it... :rolleyes:
 
sellthekids said:
That was cool.Was that like 51 replies. Wow. Thats alot of attention.
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Yeah...it's called trolling. You invented it. Congrats.
 
sellthekids said:
That was cool.Was that like 51 replies. Wow. Thats alot of attention. I would like to say thanks again. Which would be about the 4th or 5th time i have said thanks.I love website more and more. If someone writes a response talking shit, and you respond. You get more hate that is so cool. I know all 51 didnt listen to the song, but at least half did. Thats cool. I cant wait for the next one. This thread gives me great ideas. I thank you all again, for your need to feed your enough to listen to my song and talk about me.

AAHHH I would keep up the assualt, but its been a couple days. I already lost interest,and headed back on you journey through life. Killing peoples moms with anal sex.
Man Im funny
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But secretly inside you are crying like a girl.
 
"Killing peoples moms with anal sex."
Man Im funny




Hey.....at least you started with your own mom.
 
Man, I actually give the only "good" review and feedback, and NO credit! :(
 
Okay last one. I think its funny. Some of you guys were just repeating lines you heard from other people but some of you were funny.Okay like 3 of you.The at least i started off with my own mom thing....Yeah i dont get it. It might be rude but not funny. Come on that sucked.
 
And so did your mom. All night long. I'm not gonna procrastinate, I'll just say your a wanker and let you and your boyfriend get back to your prostate pounding! Trust me when I say it's a lot more productive than you writing "music".

Go back to your shanty.

Fucking grammar king.
 
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