1) Engineers - Mic the fucking snare so you're not getting hi-hats and crash cymbals louder then the snare itself. Do your fucking job, you flunkees. Ugh.
2) Drummers - Hit the fucking snare hard enough so it comes through louder than the hats and cymbals. Take a fucking lesson, you hacks.
I'm working on some tracks recorded by someone else in an actual pro studio that actually charges people money. Rip off. This is why I hope home recording kills every studio. These tracks are a comedy of errors. The drums sound pretty bad overall, but they're manageable. The hats and cymbals are dogshit. Cheap student level garbage. Even my wife, who doesn't know a crash cymbal from a kick pedal, heard these tracks and commented, "those cymbals sound awful". The players meter is steady but the technique ranges from wildly inconsistent to totally ass-backwards. As noted above, the kit was mic'd poorly so that the snare mic is picking up ass loads of everything. The drumming is bad enough that the wimpy snare hits themselves are getting murdered by the bashing of hi hats in the snare track. I can't even gate it. It's like a rush of noise coming through the snare track. The overheads are out of phase and I'm getting a bunch of overhead snare in the right channel. Nightmare. People are stupid and this is why I try to never mess with other people's tracks. Ugh. That is all.
2) Drummers - Hit the fucking snare hard enough so it comes through louder than the hats and cymbals. Take a fucking lesson, you hacks.
I'm working on some tracks recorded by someone else in an actual pro studio that actually charges people money. Rip off. This is why I hope home recording kills every studio. These tracks are a comedy of errors. The drums sound pretty bad overall, but they're manageable. The hats and cymbals are dogshit. Cheap student level garbage. Even my wife, who doesn't know a crash cymbal from a kick pedal, heard these tracks and commented, "those cymbals sound awful". The players meter is steady but the technique ranges from wildly inconsistent to totally ass-backwards. As noted above, the kit was mic'd poorly so that the snare mic is picking up ass loads of everything. The drumming is bad enough that the wimpy snare hits themselves are getting murdered by the bashing of hi hats in the snare track. I can't even gate it. It's like a rush of noise coming through the snare track. The overheads are out of phase and I'm getting a bunch of overhead snare in the right channel. Nightmare. People are stupid and this is why I try to never mess with other people's tracks. Ugh. That is all.
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