TalismanRich
Well-known member
"Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
Starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line the man comes
and takes you away!"
My car has a proximity key. It's great... when I leave the key in my golf bag and slam the trunk, the horn beeps twice and unlocks the trunk. When I'm next to the car and touch the door handle, it unlocks. When I touch the outside, it locks. I just have to press a button to start the car, but I have to be sitting inside the car. Being outside and letting someone else press the button doesn't work. When the battery was getting low, I started getting the message that no key was found. Eventually the car wouldn't start. Time for a new CR2023 battery.
Funny story, these were company cars, and when we first got them, a fellow named Jeff had developed a habit of leaving a spare key in the console of his car. The old cars had the entry codes on the door, so if he lost his main key, he could still get in and drive with the spare. When we got the proximity fob, he dropped the spare in the console and walked into his office. One of the guys in the lab asked if he could check out the car. He went outside and touched the door and it unlocked and opened. So he got in, saw the start button and pressed it. The message pops up on the dash "press brake to start car", so he did. The car fired up, so he backed out of the spot, and proceeded to move the car to the far end of the parking lot. At the end of the day, Jeff walks out and..... WHERE'S MY CAR??? We all stood at the window laughing! Lesson learned.
I did hear about a couple of local ladies who were playing golf. While they were away from their cart putting, a couple of thieves jumped in their cart and took off with their clubs and bags which held their wallets and keys. They drove up to the parking lot, started punching the key until a car beeped, then they jumped in the car and stole it. It made the local news, they found the car some miles away, minus the money and credit cards.
Into your life it will creep
Starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line the man comes
and takes you away!"
My car has a proximity key. It's great... when I leave the key in my golf bag and slam the trunk, the horn beeps twice and unlocks the trunk. When I'm next to the car and touch the door handle, it unlocks. When I touch the outside, it locks. I just have to press a button to start the car, but I have to be sitting inside the car. Being outside and letting someone else press the button doesn't work. When the battery was getting low, I started getting the message that no key was found. Eventually the car wouldn't start. Time for a new CR2023 battery.
Funny story, these were company cars, and when we first got them, a fellow named Jeff had developed a habit of leaving a spare key in the console of his car. The old cars had the entry codes on the door, so if he lost his main key, he could still get in and drive with the spare. When we got the proximity fob, he dropped the spare in the console and walked into his office. One of the guys in the lab asked if he could check out the car. He went outside and touched the door and it unlocked and opened. So he got in, saw the start button and pressed it. The message pops up on the dash "press brake to start car", so he did. The car fired up, so he backed out of the spot, and proceeded to move the car to the far end of the parking lot. At the end of the day, Jeff walks out and..... WHERE'S MY CAR??? We all stood at the window laughing! Lesson learned.
I did hear about a couple of local ladies who were playing golf. While they were away from their cart putting, a couple of thieves jumped in their cart and took off with their clubs and bags which held their wallets and keys. They drove up to the parking lot, started punching the key until a car beeped, then they jumped in the car and stole it. It made the local news, they found the car some miles away, minus the money and credit cards.