Diff between a drummer and a drum machine

[Lt. Bob]

What has three legs and an asshole?













A drum throne!

 

[DrumCop]

more self-depracating drum humor

How can you tell when the drum riser is perfectly level?

The drummer has drool coming out of BOTH sides of his mouth!



How can you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the top!



How do you know it's a drummer at the door?

The knocking speeds up...and slow downs...speeds up....and...

 

[Markd102]

How can you tell when there's a live audio engineer at your door?

The doorbell feeds back and when you ask what the problem was, he says "It sounded good from out here"

 

[dr.colossus]

eh, i was gonna, but i cant be bothered







btw: good one mark

 

[Lt. Bob]

What do you call a musician in L.A.?

Hey waiter!

 

[henry_mullis]

this is stupid

How many times are you going to post this stupid drum machine thread? It is getting old very fast. Anyway, just knock it off.

 

[Lt. Bob]

Obviously a drummer. Some of these are pretty funny. Especially the soundman joke. Don't read them if you don't like them.

 

[DrumCop]

Huh?

What do you call the person who kept reading the "stupid drum machine thread"???

Post your replies!

 

[strmkr]

What do you call the person who kept reading the "stupid drum machine thread"???

Drummers can read?.........that's a new one on me!

 

[wes480]

Okay, I'll throw my joke in too.

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.


Sorry, just had to join in the fun.

that's actually a guitarist/band leader joke.

 

[bubinski]

Diference between a cow and a school band ?

The cow has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.