Diff between a drummer and a drum machine

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more self-depracating drum humor

How can you tell when the drum riser is perfectly level?

The drummer has drool coming out of BOTH sides of his mouth!



How can you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the top!



How do you know it's a drummer at the door?

The knocking speeds up...and slow downs...speeds up....and...
 
How can you tell when there's a live audio engineer at your door?

The doorbell feeds back and when you ask what the problem was, he says "It sounded good from out here"
 
this is stupid

How many times are you going to post this stupid drum machine thread? It is getting old very fast. Anyway, just knock it off.
 
:D :D :D :D :D :D

Obviously a drummer. Some of these are pretty funny. Especially the soundman joke. Don't read them if you don't like them.
 
Huh?

What do you call the person who kept reading the "stupid drum machine thread"???

Post your replies!
 
LooneyTunez said:
Okay, I'll throw my joke in too. ;)

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.


Sorry, just had to join in the fun. :)
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that's actually a guitarist/band leader joke.
 
Diference between a cow and a school band ?

The cow has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.
 
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