First don't make promises you can't keep.
Second, at first it sounded like the beginning of Sanford and Son (I don't know why)
Third, I think funky is correct.
Fourth - Give a kid guitar lessons and he plays for a day, give him an electric with effects and he plays for life (I thought that was a pretty good saying)
Pretty cool tune. I liked that bass back there slapping around keeping it real. Those drum tracks you keep pulling out are pretty damn good.
Nice stuff.