It's not really Chopper Dave. It's the lead singer of Chopper Dave's side project. I agree with you on the lyrics. His school asked him to write a song that would make girls cry (seriously) and that's exactly what it did.
I'm flattered you took time to check out the stuff on Purevolume, but that was done a last year when I knew nothing of recording techniques/practices and used crappy equipment. I don't take credit for it, but our fans (can you believe we have fans?) were dying for something to listen to. As for the funny description, I listen to and play all types of music. Emo and pop-punk is a dime a dozen these days and it's nothing more than cheesy hooks and lines.