noisedude said:
Sell me the Deluxe ones, if you would. Tell me why I should buy them, because I think I want to but I need a reason! I'm sure I can guess but if you would just do a bit of a sales pitch I'll agree to be swayed into spending extra. Thank you!
BTW - If you're interested I did mainly look at your phones cos of the advert at you know where. So keep giving Slack that money!!
Ok, here it comes:
Big Ass Sales Pitch For Cheap Ass Phones
The MoreMe Studio Deluxe phones are better because:
1. They have the word "Deluxe" in the name, so they must be better.
2. They cost more, so they must be better.
3. They have a padded headband instead of a plastic headband, so it's less fatiguing for musicians with soft heads.
3. They have a permanent 1/4" plug for use with "professional equipment" (instead of the cheezy little 1/8" to 1/4" adaptor on the Standard MoreMe phones, which is typically found on consumer "home stereo" type units).
4. They have the 1" thick Polyester batting added inside the cups to reduce midrange prominence. These custom ovals are hand-cut and installed right here at our giant headphone facility by beautiful 18 year old blond virgins. (And remember, we're in Texas, so I don't need to tell you how hard it is to find that kind of help locally.)
5. Every set of headphones must then go thru our rigorous and stringent 7 step Q.C. test procedure before shipping:
1. Plug it into the test receiver.
2. Set the switch to Stereo.
3. Listen to see if each side works.
4. Set switch to Mono.
5. Again, listen to see if each side works.
6. Set the switch back to Stereo.
7. Unplug the headphones from the receiver.
As you may well imagine, each of these 7 Q.C. steps is labor intensive and very demanding, so I have to provide my female employees with frequent rest breaks.
Part of the giant MoreMe manufacturing complex actually has a complete sleeping facility, which I encourage our female employees to use freely, however, this has created some difficult and strained employer/employee relationships, and as a result, I have been forced to increase my search for more 18 year old blond replacement virgins.
This search, while rewarding, is very time-consuming, so you can see the reasons for the increased cost of the Deluxe models.