Big Newbie take over

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I think the Newbies need to get organized for a big takeover of this sector of Cyber space. Overthrow the evil empire lead by the Mutant Generals Dragon, Drstawl, Dobro, Monty, and Sonusman. Aren't you getting sick of the tiresome tyranny and forcefed dry food powder? Don't cheerios get stale? If you had a beer for every post they infiltrated, would you not be buzzed? Do you pee? If you answered yes to any of these questions you may be interested in what I have to say.

Fight the POwer.

Everyone is so interested in the 2k on the high hat around here that the squealing hiss of the short in the cord jack on your '99 Fender squire Strat is getting overlooked. Static needs love too. I say: Jury to John Lennon. Praise to the Plastic man! Down the hatch with the halucinogenic stomp boxes and shorts in your patch cords! Lets all kick our Marshall half stacks in the groin and shove a paper clip or two in the cracks of your Rolands. Take that can of diet coke you've been mulling over and dump it right into the back of your PC!!! The feeling is absolutely liberating!!! Stop the righteousness of true knowledge and selfless insight and bring on the crack whores and used car salesmen and lets PARTAY!!!!
 
if he keeps this up, he's going to become a junior member and thwart his own plan......

H2H
 
Thats right H2H, and he has only 11 posts to go. We will see you soon Rats, you'll be one of us...
 
Poo: as the only aPPARENT Newbie who has gotten the drift of my revelation, I hereby baptise you as the messianic backdraft! You Poo are the manifestation af all things contrary! You are the ironyman! You are like the Jesus of antiproduction and I am John the Baptist: you were sent by the Father to ring in the New Covenant.

I am but the messenger: you are the message

To retain my newbie status I must remain silent, only to communicate via email. I will NEVER SURRENDER! It is up to you now poo to carry the torch. Long live the Behemoth Newbie!!!
 
Just get 1500 posts and you can get 'Newbie' as your permanent custom title. Sheez.
 
It seems that greater forces are at work. My number of posts is not changing. See?! I told you!
 
oops. Now I feel pretty dumb. It doesn't change my original point though.

Poo!!!!!! Where are you!? You're killing me here.
 
OH rats!

"if he keeps this up, he's going to become a junior member and thwart his own plan......

H2H"

...now that's funny. What did rats say again??
 
Rats, please, STOP WASTING PEOPLES TIME!!!

I am sure that you can find another BBS that supports this type of behavior.
 
I just think Rats needs some luvin..... hehehhe, he's just angry at the world =(

Sabith
 
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