Best mic for sex?

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and...there was the sex life of Mr. Microfared

he liked to ride his megacycle over to miss milliamps place. They would ride out to the country, usually near a flowing current, at which point micro would lay milli on ground potential. After he would overcome her resisitance, he would lower her capacitance...and then would usually pull out his voltage probe and insert it in parallel. Things would usually end without sparking as they would reverse polarity and blow each others' fuses!!:D ...all with minamal drain to either system. Watt could be better?!?
 
I finally understand how some of you guys have become "Dedicated Members" and "Force's of Nature"

I knew it couldn't all be just great advice...
 
Holy Fookin Cow!

I would imagine, that chicks would like the regular old S&M 58 cos of it's er, SHAPE.

HaHaHaHaHa!


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Another great use for the Behringer ECM8000!!!!!

I really like the Behringer ECM8000. I like to use it on my sweetie 'cuz I don't have to worry about feeling innadequate to its size. Also, it's $35 so I can afford to "experiment" with "stereo placement" and finding the "sweet spot(s)".

Geez, I'm sooo dirty.

I also like it's lack of a large bottom end and it's smooth rolloff when I'm into top end. Smooth rolloff really helps'cuz then it's easy turn over, smoke a cigarette and fall asleep.

Hello, Satan? Yeah, I know, I'll be right there.

Stinky
 
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