Best computer for Doctor Varney

[moresound]

I got nothing.

 

[Steenamaroo]

This looks good.


I think they're prone to memory/motherboard/hard drive/sound card/graphics card/cpu/psu failure though.

 

[moresound]

This has great possibilities!

 

[Steenamaroo]

Oh, and the keyboard's a bit unreliable.

 

[moresound]

Looks water proof!

 

[Steenamaroo]

Looks water proof!

Looks water proof.

 

[moresound]

Best thing is I don't think that you can open it up and mod it.

 

[MrWrenchey]

Hahaha, poor DV... Computers have it out for that man.

 

[moresound]

I know.
I thought that putting this thread up would be shedding a bit of humor his way.

 

[witzendoz]

I always liked this model, could suit DV very well



Hang on, isn't that DV in the photo?

 

[moresound]

 

[PRHunt]

I always liked this model, could suit DV very well

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Hang on, isn't that DV in the photo?

I just hope that there is an XP driver for that epic steering wheel.

 

[Bobbsy]

I suspect anything relying on electricity could be a problem.

How about a Babbage Difference Engine?

 

[Steenamaroo]

I feel guilty for pounding this forum with non-recording computer problems - but you chaps have been helpful and sympathetic already and seem to know your stuff.

Summary:

• Is it okay to replace the handle on a difference engine?
• Can a bad handle damage sprocket?

The handle broke off my difference engine I swear I never touched it though...

Details:
At first I thought maybe the handle was at fault but I took it to the store and they replaced it.
Now the shaft wont turn at all!
Could a broken sprocket be the cause after all?

Cheers

Dr. V

Hmmm....
(Sorry Varney! All in good fun.)

 

[jonny deep]

I suspect anything relying on electricity could be a problem.

How about a Babbage Difference Engine?

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Any idea how to program a convolution reverb on that thing? Where does one load the impulse files?

 

[Steenamaroo]

I think you should use the verb of the MASSIVE room you need to keep one of those machines!

 

[moresound]

Just put a spring on it!

 

[Bobbsy]

You could probably also sit a plate on top. I particularly like my old granny's plates with the flowery ring around the edge.

Convolution is more difficult but I'm pretty sure you could whack the whole thing with a sledge hammer while your assistant turns the crank

 

[Doctor Varney]

Ah, I see you chaps have been having fun while I've been away...

Yeah, all in good fun... (what's life without seeing the funny side?). I'm quite flattered you've all been thinking of me, while I've been away.

That's why I've only just noticed this thread. I've been back in the theatre this last two weeks. Haven't needed to even touch a computer in all that time - and you know what? BLISS!

Before:

After:



But oh, it gets better (and you'll love this)... 'C' (who built it) came round to have a look at the quad core system that whines when I turn it on and blue screens when I power down. And you'll NEVER guess what happened... No! Oh Yes. It started up silently and switched off like a little angel. We repeated the exercise over and over - but not once would it blue screen. At this point, I felt the hate rising through the smoke of the Stockholm Syndrome, which embodies the 'special relationship' I have with this technology. So he left, saying he'd be back on Sunday. Just as I heard him start the engine on his bike outside - you can guess what colour my screen went. No prizes for the correct answer.



And I will come back, with a vengeance... only with THIS:



(Fast forward, cue/ review, graphic equaliser, high quality condenser mic and Dolby B noise reduction!) Try beatin' this, mutha-funksters!

 

[gecko zzed]

I reckon the good Doctor should consider this: