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THE NEW BEHRINGER USDP

Everybodys rack should have one!

This is an inspired eloboration of a concept I read about in a recent thread where someone had referred to Behringers as having a "suck knob". Just thought I'd share the end result with all you Berry nay-sayers out there as the joke is just as much about your never ending chatter on this subject.

DISCLAIMER: This was more silly idea I just ran with. In all fairness, of the few Behringer products I've actually owned, none have ever given me any problems so I cant really jump on that bash-wagon. As for thier buisiness model.....Hey, thats just the way much of modern big buisiness works and I see it as a given. My only beef is that thier cheap ass reverse engeneered products dont also come with exploitive video footage of the underpaid electronics sweatshop workers assmbling them! Bwaaaaahahahaha!
 

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I think that's awesome.

I can't help it. I love shit like that.

Doesn't matter what I think of Behri, funny's funny.
 
TravisinFlorida said:
:D

You probably put way too much time in to that.
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Actually I'm way more proficiant at photoshop than I am at recording right now, but hopefully with a little help from this forum and a never ending supply of Behringer products saturating the market, I'll one day be able to bust out pro mixes with equal proficiancy. LOL!
 
NRS said:
Actually I'm way more proficiant at photoshop than I am at recording right now, but hopefully with a little help from this forum and a never ending supply of Behringer products saturating the market, I'll one day be able to bust out pro mixes with equal proficiancy. LOL!
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That's not saying much about your recording skills, Mr. Super-Ultra JPEG compression!


...I kid, I kid :p
 
steve.h said:
That's not saying much about your recording skills, Mr. Super-Ultra JPEG compression!


...I kid, I kid :p
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Well, I downloaded the original pic off the Behringer website. Must mean even pictures of thier rack gear have quality issues! No, kidding. The forum here only allows 64kb uploads max and the pic had to stay big enough to still read the labels but at a smaller file size.
 
I think most of the newer bands use those units in their live rigs.
 
That's very cool. You should email that to Behringer and tell them that the tube light isn't working.
I know it doesn't have a tube. I had nothing.
 
there's probably a powered tube behind the led's just to make them look like they're glowing.
 
kojdogg said:
there's probably a powered tube behind the led's just to make them look like they're glowing.
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that's what the PRETEND TUBE knob is for.
 
That's is just too fuckin' funny! Well done! I can even forgive the misspellings. :D
 
Doesn't all there equipment have a numm, crackle, static, pop knob on it?....lol
 
HA! didn't even see that was a joke.....now its just sad that you made that
 
chestwick91 said:
Doesn't all there equipment have a numm, crackle, static, pop knob on it?....lol
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Yes it's called the power switch.:D
 
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