Armistice
Son of Yoda
Down here in Aus they call a "box" a "cask" (despite still having a box-like shape). However, they do put some pretty acceptable wines in said casks. I tend to have a box/cask of a very nice Traminer-Riesling in the fridge at all times (not to mention a few bottles of beer).
And of course, you take the the bladder out of the box and you have a "goon bag". Then you peg the goon bag onto your Hills Hoist in the backyard and all stand around and play Goon of Fortune, a uniquely Australian experience:
Plus, once depleted, you have a handy inflatable pillow to help you sleep it off. I think we in Australia invented the wine cask/box - one of our finest moments of innovation.
Traminer riesling Bobbsy? Quelle horreur! But at least it's not Fruity Lexia.