Anyone wanna try to write some cheezy lyrics?

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I need some words for the following song. It's for a parody side project called Whistling Moon Travellers. This song basically need lyrics for 3 verses and a chorus. and maybe a repeated gang vocals outro.

No topic is off limits, but it is supposed to be kind of a joke song, so nothing too heavy - in funnier, or more stupid, the better. The only hitch is the song HAS TO be called "Misuse May Result in Injury or Fire" and it would be prefered to have that as a line in the chorus. It's a long story, but I could explain this need if anyone actually cares.

The song, performed and recorded poorly, and only partially mixed, is here:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=452170

I've written the lyrics for a bunch of other songs for this project, but just can't seem to come up with anything for this one. Just need a fresh take, I guess.
 
if you want some crazy and cool lyrics, you should look up SnakeDog5050
 
<spoken>Misuse.... May result.... In injury... or fire. Do you want that for your children?</spoken>

It's full of air...
Smells like a bear...
Is covered in hair...
Poke it. you I double dare because it's

Darth Bundy's amazing combustable.
Completely unrefundable
Spiky burning object, of spiky burning

And misuse.... may result.... in injury.... or FIRE....
Yes misuse. may result... in injury.... or FIRE!....
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire ,fire

It killed my dog.
With its flammable frog.
And a bonus for kids
Who love retro digs
It comes with free po - ogs
That's why we call it

Darth Bundy's amazing combustable
Completely unrefundable
Spiky burning object, of spiky burning

And misuse.... may result.... in injury.... or FIRE!
Yes misuse. may result... in injury.... or FIRE!
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire ,fire

Don't look at it....
Don't poke at it....
Don't walk near it....
Try not to hear it because it's

Darth Bundy's amazing combustable
Completely unrefundable
Spiky burning object, of spiky burning

And misuse.... may result.... in injury.... or FIRE!
Yes misuse. may result... in injury.... or FIRE!
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire ,fire



I just wrote what came to my mind. The periods represent skipped beats. Do whatever you want with it. It's not great, but with a bit of tweaking it might be a good humorous song. It doesn't even have a universal rhymings scheme, but it doesn't necessarily need one. I've been itching to use the name "Darth Bundy" somewhere, and I finally did. Hope it helps.
 
Nobody. It's a parody of the name Dark Bunny, a superhero from the TV show Arthur. Yes. I still watch Arthur. I grew up with it, and for some reason, when you know the characters that well, it doesn't matter if it's a kids show or not.
 
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