Hello, Bubba! Good to see someone else does not tolerate difficult-to-spell Germanic names, including portmanteaus of multiple Germanic names. The mental image I always got of "Schwarzenyaeger" was Arnold flying a fighter jet. I probably mentioned that somewhere before.
Dog In Door, how could you brag about getting a new bass a few months ago and still produce recordings with fake bass? Are you some kind of charlatan? If a man doesn't own a bass and is without the means to buy one, I could understand such behavior. But you, there, with a new bass! Hang your head in shame. As my parents have said to me innumerable times throughout my entire life... I'm very disappointed in you.