Amazing "new" plug ins

[nate_dennis]

I was searching through old threads and found some hillarious "plug ins" and "emulators" so I thought they needed their own thread. Add some more please. Here are some of my favorites!!!

Pretty soon they'll have a "console emulator" unit, and you can just hook it straight into the tape emulator unit. By this point, I will have finished the design of my "musician emulator" and "audience emulator" units, so that you can get the full experience of music production and listening in one convenient, rack-mount unit.

Patent pending, pending.

If anyone wants them I have a bunch of pops and clicks that I have removed from vinyl records recently. Of course, the older the record the more expensive, after all, their vintage pops and clicks.

Or a clients sticky tape plug in, that bogs down the recording session while you clean the tape path (simulated) and try to play the tape again (simulated) to recover the work that was on the sticky tape, to the point where the tape falls apart completely (simulated), the tape machines motors burn out trying to move the sticky tape (simulated complete with smoke) and all the work is lost.

Why, by using the internal test tape emulator option of course.... It's the button marked TTE....

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.............electrical shock simulator plugin for when you are frantically repairing the technical mishap created at random by the equipment failure generator plugin and forget to disconnect the virtual tape machine from the virtual mains power....

I'm pretty sure we need a "gel" plug-in (aka the "chemistry" plug) so when a bunch of people lay down parts that don't jive, gel, or groove together...just use this plug in and automatically have a groovin' rhythm section.

 

[Beck]

My favorite plug-in

 

[nate_dennis]

LOL Quite Nice!!!!

 

[Richard King]

My pops and clicks are still available. I'm really shocked that no one has jumped on these. They are classic. As an added incentive I could throw in some hiss.

 

[sweetbeats]

I haven';t been paying attention as to whether or not anybody wants any of my plugins since I've been busy with the new one I had to get as a result of too much of the electrical shock simulator...its the hospital emergency department simulation plugin. Its really slow though and seems to be REALLY picky about using the right authentication code. Funny, the programmer called it "Insurance Authorization." Isn't that funny?

 

[dodgeaspen]

My pops and clicks are still available. I'm really shocked that no one has jumped on these. They are classic. As an added incentive I could throw in some hiss.

I've finaly stumbled on the right thread! I'm looking for pops from RCA records only with a nice amount of hiss. Or, how much for the whole lot?

 

[Dr ZEE]

hah hah, Beck! - good one
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I'd say this:

Amazing digital technology armed producers with unlimited list of amazing plugins.
And as a result, a listener needs only ONE.

 

[nate_dennis]

that's hillarious zee!!!

Maybe we should start using "sterilization" plug ins to get our music more "polished" and "radio ready!!!"