All your mics suck......

[Ford Van]

and that is all there is to that!

Carry on!!!

 

[apl]

That's why you need a fistful of MSHs!

 

[jpw23]

That's why you need a fistful of MSHs!

I bought one of those a few day ago........eagerly awaiting its arrival

 

[warble2]

I bought one of those a few day ago........eagerly awaiting its arrival

Will it suck?

 

[Ford Van]

Will it suck?

Probably! Oh well.

 

[apl]

Will it suck?

Yes! It will very accurately and pleasantly suck audio related pressure flucuations from various sources into the diaphragm and convert those fluctations into useful electical voltage fluctuations! And you can use those voltage fluctions to energize an analog to digital converter and make wonderful recordings of acoustic instruments! They suck their way into your recording success!

 

[kidvybes]

and that is all there is to that!

...yah think so?...
...here's my signal chain:

sucky condenser mic > sucky mic pre > sucky audio interface > sucky computer

...I was always told consistancy accounted for something...

 

[warble2]

Yes! It will very accurately and pleasantly suck audio related pressure flucuations from various sources into the diaphragm and convert those fluctations into useful electical voltage fluctuations! And you can use those voltage fluctions to energize an analog to digital converter and make wonderful recordings of acoustic instruments! They suck their way into your recording success!

That's probably what FV was getting at then...

 

[hairylarry]

thass good for harp players

Hi,

Sucky mics are good for harp players.

Harmonica is the only instrument where when you suck, that's good.

Thanks,

Hairy Larry

 

[Dogman]

My mics blow.

 

[Keiffer]

...otherwise how's the sounds going to gets inside the mic if it doesn't sucks it in...

 

[g string]

wrong post....Sorry

 

[omtayslick]

and that is all there is to that!

Carry on!!!

Thanks! Now I finally know what's wrong with my recordings. Whew! It's such a relief to know that it's not me that sucks.

 

[mshilarious]

sucky condenser mic > sucky mic pre > sucky audio interface > sucky computer

You are only an amateur at sucking. I have all that, plus a sucky DAW with a sucky summing algorithm, sucky plugs, sucky monitors, AND, most important of all, extra sucky sources

 

[noisedude]

You are only an amateur at sucking. I have all that, plus a sucky DAW with a sucky summing algorithm, sucky plugs, sucky monitors, AND, most important of all, extra sucky sources

Yeah, well, I have all of that PLUS a ten year-old philipino boy under the desk taking my pants down

 

[Dogman]

Yeah, well, I have all of that PLUS a ten year-old philipino boy under the desk taking my pants down

So...you're a Republican Congressman?

 

[noisedude]

So...you're a Republican Congressman?

Where I come from, politicians are too busy taking bribes and doing dodgy business deals to get into anything mucky like that.



I would also like to take this moment to point out that all of Ford Van's mics suck too. Or at least that's what his mom told me last night?

 

[ItzCashew]

I was told oral sex with my mic will short term its life expectancy =O

 

[Dogman]

Where I come from, politicians are too busy taking bribes and doing dodgy business deals to get into anything mucky like that.



I would also like to take this moment to point out that all of Ford Van's mics suck too. Or at least that's what his mom told me last night?

Our politicians are too busy banging little kids to do any work.

 

[Treeline]

That's why you need a fistful of MSHs!

First he needs a fistful of Valium. When he wakes up, then he can try out new things...