Undergrnd, please note that I said a while back - or at least I thought I did, but now I can't find it

- that I had no idea if what I was saying about where the line is drawn between polishing a drum track and creating a Frankenstein track actually applied to your specific case or not. All I had to go on what that you yourself said that you sucked at drums. When I read that, the only thing I could think of was, "then why the hell are you recording yourself playing them?"

Now I see that you were being a bit more self-depricating than anything else. Please don't take my POV as a personal attack.
It's more of a commentary on those multitudes in the home recording community who think the recording comes before the performance and that the purpose of recording gear is to fix lousy performances. Every time I see a thread where somebody asks how to make their snare or kick hits sound even, it make me want to tear my hair out and scream, "Learn how to hit the damn drums before you hit the record button, you idiot." I mean, come on. The inability to hit a snare drum with some modicum of consistancy in force is as inexcusable IMHO as the inability to keep a steady rhythm. It's a *basic fundamental* skill of playing the drums, and if one can't do it, they are not yet a drummer, let alone one who should be trying to lay their stuff down on tape for anything more than pure fun.
I'm not saying that one has to be a "professional", or that they can't make an occasional mistake. I'm just saying that they should know how to play the instrument. And being unable to keep a beat or to hit the drum with the same velocity more than three times in succession is not knowiing how to play an instrument in the same way that not being able to play an Am chord on the guitar is not knowing yet how to play the guitar. You don't have to be a pro to play the chord, but you do have to know how to play the chord.
Instead, there is this mentality of I don't have to learn how to play, I'll just fix it in the mix. Then when they find out that mixing is more than just laying compressed tracks on top of one another, then it's fix the mix in the master time. And now things are all turned around backwards where we have a bunch of people trying to use their finalizers and MBCs to fix a bad mix that was originally intended to try and fix a bad performance. And they come on here and wonder why their stuff doesn't sound like the Black Album. Which leads me to...
Ah, yes, the old "this is only Home Recording" argument. Fine. I have no problem with that. Recording at home for hobby purposes is a great thing, and no one needs to be the next Steve Gadd or SRV or Bob Dylan to do that and have a great experience doing so.
The problem is that as soon as one asks "how do I get my mix to sound like the pros", it is no longer home recording that's being desired. It's pro recording that's being asked about and shot for. And 90% of those coming to this "home recording" are indeed shooting for - even expecting - to get results that sound like the pros. So let's not even bother with the "this is only home recording" dodge, because 9 times out of 10 it's not. It's someone expecting and desiring a pro recording...or at least something close to it.
And that'll never happen if the musicianship is not there to begin with.
G.