dgatwood
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It is with great sadness that I bid you farewell. After six years of dateless life, I have decided to give up home recording, music, dating, and computers altogether, so that I might become a hermit monk in Siberia.
I have been tentatively stationed in the Republic of Khakassia, just outside Abakan in a concrete bunker left over from the cold war era. It is a very stark place, heated and powered only by a hand-cranked generator facility (operated by unpaid interns of the Haliburton Corporation).
Life expectancy in the compound is mercifully short, so during my three hour tour, I will spend most of my remaining seconds contemplating the fundamental inequality of this world and looking forward to the next.
To all of you who have know, me, have a wonderful life... and to all the women who have turned me down, may God forgive you, for you know not what you do. Wait, what am I saying? Screw you all!
Sincerely,
David Gatwood
P.S. April Fools.
I have been tentatively stationed in the Republic of Khakassia, just outside Abakan in a concrete bunker left over from the cold war era. It is a very stark place, heated and powered only by a hand-cranked generator facility (operated by unpaid interns of the Haliburton Corporation).
Life expectancy in the compound is mercifully short, so during my three hour tour, I will spend most of my remaining seconds contemplating the fundamental inequality of this world and looking forward to the next.
To all of you who have know, me, have a wonderful life... and to all the women who have turned me down, may God forgive you, for you know not what you do. Wait, what am I saying? Screw you all!
Sincerely,
David Gatwood
P.S. April Fools.
