a question for the ages . . .

[sweetnubs]

if you were half man/half pie and starving would you eat yourself?

 

[c7sus]

Hairpie or MoonPie?

If I was half man/ half hairpie I'd just stay home and fuck myself all day long!

 

[Massive Master]

It would depend on what kind of pie I was. Cherry? Dutch apple? Maybe...

Key lime? Coconut? Starve.

John Scrip - www.bakerssquarerestaurants.com

I mean - www.massivemastering.com

 

[chessrock]

What C7 said.

 

[Tartan_Keyboard]

Depends how fresh a half pie I was

 

[bgavin]

If I was half pie, half woman, definitely. Then I could eat myself repeatedly, too.

Weird question for this forum. Do you want to record this activity?

 

[Bass Master "K"]

My singer is working on getting flexible enough so that he can suck himself when his wife won't. He's not even half pie! Does this count?

 

[Tartan_Keyboard]

his bottom 2 ribs need to be removed

 

[grinder]

his bottom 2 ribs need to be removed

Or his dick lengthened.

 

[Bass Master "K"]

He seems to think the answer lies in Yoga. He mumbles something about a SNL skit being the spark that ignited his soul to his true calling in life.....

He was drunk at the time, but I believe he is secretly in training for this.

 

[LemonTree]

Can't we just get pie eyed?

Hey TARTAN? where in Scotland mate? Always good to see another sweaty sock around the place

Alec