$100 for a rap mic....yo

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Yo foolz wot up fo shizel thou nizzle I be iz recrdn thru a mic I stolez from radio shak and uze dat 2 recrd me fly rymz. Now herz my problm I stole $100 outa me mumz purse and want to get me a reel nice set up, I'mo steal anuva $100 next week soz I can get sum USB fing.

wot be u finkin I get?

:D

Couldn't help myself :D
 
O yea me iz finkin dat i wana B abl 2 snd like me boi EMINEM what u rekon I need?
 
:) Come on man, not all rappers are like that. It does get kinda irritating when somebody posts a thread asking about a mic when there are already 50 million other threads just like it. I've done it before so i can't get mad. I rap and i'm a bright young man. I might not have perfect grammar skills, but i'm not an ignoramus :)
 
tone_aot said:
:) Come on man, not all rappers are like that. It does get kinda irritating when somebody posts a thread asking about a mic when there are already 50 million other threads just like it. I've done it before so i can't get mad. I rap and i'm a bright young man. I might not have perfect grammar skills, but i'm not an ignoramus :)
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Don't even bother. I see how he's trying to portray rappers but he's only making himself look stupid.
 
I'm not having a go at all rappers I'm just posting the steriotypical question that we see here day after day.

...you know that they exist
 
dwarf said:
I'm not having a go at all rappers I'm just posting the steriotypical question that we see here day after day.

...you know that they exist
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yes, but you're over exaggerating. I really never seen someone ask a question in that manner. And where does the stealing money come from. Are you trying to imply something?
 
Come on dude, I don't want to get into a big thing about this.

Just look away if it offends you.
 
dwarf said:
Come on dude, I don't want to get into a big thing about this.

Just look away if it offends you.
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No I won't because this defeats the whole purpose you fool. You people are complaining that there are too many of these threads. So you come and make one just to make a joke which adds to uneccessary threads. Let it sink in. You have been owned. Do you understand that son?
 
FOOL! THOU HAST BEEN OWNEDST!!!
Wait, what?
This thread was funny. You took it too seriously. You were "owned" and then felt bad about it and decided that, in fact, you "owned" dwarf. This is not the case. This is not just a joke, this is the joke. The joke of all jokes. Laugh with your belly and not with your abstraction and you will understand. Whine! No, whine!!!! WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This thread gave me wood.
 
Yo dog you don't "own" me and what the fuck are you doing calling me "son"?

There's only one logical way to settle this.

RAP BATTLE!
 
I can't believe I just read every word in this thread.. Looks like the readers get own3d, as well...

Bah!
 
dwarf said:
Yo dog you don't "own" me and what the fuck are you doing calling me "son"?

There's only one logical way to settle this.

RAP BATTLE!
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Do you were platform shoes like Elton John in Tommy?
 
I'm deaf dumb and blind.

Yes I wear platforms :D

Oh and thanks for your help in the other forum petrus.
 
dwarf said:
I'm deaf dumb and blind.

Yes I wear platforms :D

Oh and thanks for your help in the other forum petrus.
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Keep Pimpin'.... Ya know... The word "rap", isn't always referring to the speech artform...



rap1 (răp) pronunciation

v., rapped, rap·ping, raps.

v.tr.

1. To hit sharply and swiftly; strike: rapped the table with his fist.
2. To utter sharply: rap out a complaint.
3. To criticize or blame.

v.intr.

To strike a quick light blow: rapped on the door.
n.

1. A quick light blow or knock.
2. A knocking or tapping sound.
3. Slang.
1. A reprimand.
2. A sentence to serve time in prison.
4. Slang. A negative quality or characteristic associated with a person or an object.

Edit: So Rap Battle.. Might actually turn out to be a fist fight.. beware, holmes.. lol :D
 
Wheres Canibus I wana rap battle :D

Oh Canibus thanks for the new title.
 
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I feel offended for all rap artists and enthusiasts everywhere.

After I squirt this last ounce of coffee out of my nose and situate myself back in my chair after falling down from laughing so hard ... I'm going to be offended some more.

I think I'm gonna' sneeze, cuz I need me a hundri'd g's for a rap mic, yo! :D ha ha ha ! ! ! I'm trippin' like Slim Whitman. See I can rap, too!
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dwarf said:
shizel thou nizzle
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Moses was a rapper? :D

Seriously, rappers shouldn't be offended by this thread. No. 1 - it's more true than not and No. 2 - that can only add to your credibility as an artist. Who wants a rapper who doesn't rap about au'dat gangsta shiznit any way. Well, I do but that's beside the point. The lifestyle is what makes rap so popular with the youth of the world. Impressionable idiots idolizing once impressionable idiots turned notorious gang-bangers with a story to tell. Sad but true.
 
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