sweetnubs
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1. My gait is both graceful and full of hottness like that of a snow leopard.
2. I enjoying thinking about the inane contest of cat and mouse between the t-rex and brontosaurus that raged for hundrends of millions of years, lifetimes upon lifetimes. Bronty could probably hear the 30 ton frame on the T-rex coming for miles and he'd bolt into to the swamp where t-rex could not journey. Poor T-rex didn't realize he had a brain the size of a walnut and the poor claymation didn't help any. Silly reptiles.
3. I am distracted by and attracted to shiny objects. I often take them home and weave them into my nest.
4. I find anyone who follows any form of the judeo-christian tradition and actually believes it to be hilariously stupid and actually quite dangerous to normal folks who just want to get through life in a peaceful manner.
5. One of the great wonders and acheivements of industrial society has led to my favorite flavoring: blue! I love blue Otter Pops and blue flavored bubblegum (especially Big League Chew).
6. Sometimes after a particularly long and draining session I recline on the studio couch and eat blue flavored things while reading trashy romance novels.
7. I think vaginas are pretty disgusting and sort of resemble an angry sea anenome without the nice smell.
8. I get jiggy wit' it.
9. I am your father.
10. These heels are killing me.
2. I enjoying thinking about the inane contest of cat and mouse between the t-rex and brontosaurus that raged for hundrends of millions of years, lifetimes upon lifetimes. Bronty could probably hear the 30 ton frame on the T-rex coming for miles and he'd bolt into to the swamp where t-rex could not journey. Poor T-rex didn't realize he had a brain the size of a walnut and the poor claymation didn't help any. Silly reptiles.
3. I am distracted by and attracted to shiny objects. I often take them home and weave them into my nest.
4. I find anyone who follows any form of the judeo-christian tradition and actually believes it to be hilariously stupid and actually quite dangerous to normal folks who just want to get through life in a peaceful manner.
5. One of the great wonders and acheivements of industrial society has led to my favorite flavoring: blue! I love blue Otter Pops and blue flavored bubblegum (especially Big League Chew).
6. Sometimes after a particularly long and draining session I recline on the studio couch and eat blue flavored things while reading trashy romance novels.
7. I think vaginas are pretty disgusting and sort of resemble an angry sea anenome without the nice smell.
8. I get jiggy wit' it.
9. I am your father.
10. These heels are killing me.
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