Religion, politics and taste in music...
Man, you guys are too easy to get all riled up. Even when I admit I'm just trying to get people all riled up, they still get all riled up.
"worst thing in the history of the world."
Come on, that's an obvious exaggeration and a reliculous thing to say. How the hell should I know what the worst thing in the world is? I was just trying to get someone razzed and make fun of Malmsteen for being so egotistical (and cheesy) that he would put a illustration of himself slaying a dragon with a guitar on the cover of his record.
Do I hate Roth? No. Van Halen blows Van Haggar out of the friggin water; everybody knows that (oops, another assumptoin about other peoples taste).
So why did I chose the Stripes as my good-even-though-simple example. Well yeah, I admit I thought since they've been the world's most popular band for the past few years, they would make a good example of kids with only so much technical ability that still rock (the Stooges would be another example IMO). I truly haven't met anyone besides this jealous drummer I know, that doesn't like them. I live in a record-store-snob type of society, reminiscant of that movie "High Fidelity" that consists of young people that hang out at rock clubs, for whom it goes without saying that the Stripes rock. Not because it's hip to think that but because the music sounds damn good to us. Period. Many major music magazines, including Rolling Stone, hail the Stripes as the best current band in the world right now. I assumed there was somewhat of a loose consensus on that. Please forgive me.
And ermghoti: your collection WOULD NOT "put me into a coma". I'd be willing to bet that if we were both underground DJ's on the AM radio, my show would quickly garner many times the amount of listeners of your show. And I know that given the chance you would take on that bet because your probably confident your show would blow mine out of the water. So why is that? Because everybody thinks they have better taste than everybody else. It's a way of life. So thank you all for the entertainment, folks; it was a pleasure dealing with you.
Now everybody just calm down.