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"I got the Buffalo Bob Kit T Shirt fits like a tube top Coffee Mug come complete with Stains Key Tag says property of Walmart Condoms come with Glow in the Dark Horns Song Review.............SUCKS stay with Dairy Queen All in all a good deal" ANOTHER SATISFIED CLIENT!!!!! DON'T...

Don't forget guys..... WE'RE RUNNING A SPECIAL THIS MONTH!!!!!!! For only $199.99, you get: (1) Professional Song Critique (by our famous staff of unpublished writers!) (1) "I Met Buffalo Bob" T-shirt (1) Copy of my new book: "How To Scam $100K A Year Fleecing Kids From Omaha!" JOIN...

I'll have my tonic with gin. A fifth ought to do nicely.:D

"Actually I have a Bachelor of Music, so yes I am a musician." Musicians play music for a living. You play musicians for a living. "Do I produce or engineer? On occasion.." Right. "I can show you how to make $100,000/year without starting with that much. It's not easy, but it's definitely...

"If I don't post, you say I don't have the answer. In fact, you get pissed off when I don't post right away. Do a search for "indiebiz" on here and you'll see tons of posts like, "Paging David Hooper...Oh, I guess he ran away." Who the fuck do you think you are, troll? I was in the music...

I was in Guitar Center a couple of weeks ago and overheard a coversation between a salesman and a customer shopping for mics. The customer asked what a suspension mount was for, and the GC Expert explained that it keeps the mic "..sortof like in suspended animation" "Suspended 'animation'?"...

"Sure it's not for everyone but there is no need to bad mouth something that may not be what you expected or what's "right" for you." There is no "need" to spam these boards with this crap, either. This cretin keeps trolling around, hawking his magical exiler to unsuspecting marks, and then...

I'd like to hear that read in a dark, smoke-filled coffeehouse, accompanied by a plaintive bongo drum between verses. Beatnik style. The lyric stands on it's own, even without music. My only regret is that it's "not mine"!:D

"What's a good site for finding other musicians" Try the unemployment office. Sorry, Powder - I just couldn't resist!:D Bob

THAT DIDN'T COME OUT THE WAY I EXPECTED!!!!:D :D :D What I meant to say was: Dear Acidrock, How are you? I am fine. I took your sage advice and it worked just like I knew it would. I wish to make this perfectly clear - I want to extend my appreciation for your help, and should...

Hey Darrin - I understand that you record folk people. What do you use for a recorder - computer or stand alone DAW? Bob

Hey Acidrock- I followed your advice and actually got it working! Thanks. Bob

Me too, Spanky!

I just looked at that chart again. Looks like it just dies above 10k. ????? WTF?

Anyone have a price or a source for these? There's an ad in TapeOp, and it looks very interesting. I can't find anyone who has one!:mad: thanks, Bob

My sponsor at Gearaholics Anon. said that Alan is a pusher, and I should avoid him. He starts you out on a little mic, then it's a pre, then another mic.........and......they just keep getting more expensive!!!!!! I've been straight for a month now, but those damned VU's are making my hand...

"Everybody here could learn something from him." TROLL.

Set up your mic in the shower. Stairwells are also good. For echo, though, you have to go to the Grand Canyon. That takes a really long mic cable.:cool:

I usually don't comment on lyrics, because they are so subjective, and open to interpretation. These are good lyrics. I especially like the first two lines. You set a physical scene, and give the listener a mental picture of where you are. I assume from your lack of egocentricity that you...