Recent content by NotThatBright

"You know what your problem is? You got too much time on your hands. What you need is a job."

Lyrics on the soundcloud page. This is one of the first songs I ever wrote, which was probably a year and a half ago. A friend of mine had just gotten a DUI and I was trying to make him feel better. I'm not sure it helped. I recorded this version a couple months ago in a couple hours and...

This soiree has already taken place, but this invitation is a peek into what it must be like to be Lesean McCoy: "Females only". That sounds way better than "ladies only" for some reason. Get you some, Shady! Even though he's not an Eagle anymore, I still root for him.

Hello, friends and well-wishers. I am on a short vacation, and last night after a drinking session at the local scumbag watering hole I touched musical instruments for the first time in a few months. After putting my drums back together and tuning them, I needed a song to record to see where...

I had help. It came from 5th Ward, Texas. Word.

"You can't change what you really are. And you can forget all this money and stuff you got all around you, 'cause it don't change a thing. You and me, we don't even have a choice. See, we're born with a killer instinct that you can't just turn off and on like some radio. We have to be right...

I never liked Jared from Subway. I never liked the idea of some fat fuck calling up the HQ of some fast food franchise that claims to be heathier than the others and saying, "Hey, I'm a fat fuck. I'm going to lose a shitload of weight and I'm willing to convince morons that eating your food is...

OVALTINE: -ALWAYS to be mixed with milk when the intent is to just drink milk. -SOMETIMES to be used in milkshakes. Use your judgment. MALT MIX: -ALWAYS to be used in milkshakes. WHOPPERS: -To be used in milkshakes IF you are feeling kind of crazy. Even if using whoppers in a...

That was pretty good. "And if it's at all possible... please try and save the car."

Mick made it on his looks. I left that big on purpose.

He's a friendly monster! [ Just don't bring him around the fry guys, or there's gonna be some genocidin' going on. Those are some tasty motherfuckers. Holla!

Ah yes... Mad Max. Little known fact... the casting call for The Road Warrior was done in the East Village.

I had a heck of a time trying to get my snare to sound half-decent. Once I did I needed a song I could do quickly as a test. The hacked-up Blitz shirt on the floor caught my eye. How about We're The Boys? Sold! Any comments are welcome. Personally I'm thinking that the vocals are too dry...

God has a hard-on for Marines... because we kill everything we see. In return for such power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.

Hello, friends. I put my drum kit together from scratch last night and played a quick song to see how it sounded when recorded. I picked an Angry Samoans song because many of their songs are less than a minute, and this particular one has a lot of 18" floor tom in it (at least the way I...