Recent content by NotThatBright

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    I dig the city I grew up in and still live in today but.......

    "You know what your problem is? You got too much time on your hands. What you need is a job."
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    Drunk Driver

    Lyrics on the soundcloud page. This is one of the first songs I ever wrote, which was probably a year and a half ago. A friend of mine had just gotten a DUI and I was trying to make him feel better. I'm not sure it helped. I recorded this version a couple months ago in a couple hours and...
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    I'm ready for some football.

    This soiree has already taken place, but this invitation is a peek into what it must be like to be Lesean McCoy: "Females only". That sounds way better than "ladies only" for some reason. Get you some, Shady! Even though he's not an Eagle anymore, I still root for him.
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    Zeke cover- first recording in a while

    Hello, friends and well-wishers. I am on a short vacation, and last night after a drinking session at the local scumbag watering hole I touched musical instruments for the first time in a few months. After putting my drums back together and tuning them, I needed a song to record to see where...
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    Anybody know where I can collaborate with some young rappers?

    I had help. It came from 5th Ward, Texas. Word.
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    I can change, I swear

    "You can't change what you really are. And you can forget all this money and stuff you got all around you, 'cause it don't change a thing. You and me, we don't even have a choice. See, we're born with a killer instinct that you can't just turn off and on like some radio. We have to be right...
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    Jared from Subway

    I never liked Jared from Subway. I never liked the idea of some fat fuck calling up the HQ of some fast food franchise that claims to be heathier than the others and saying, "Hey, I'm a fat fuck. I'm going to lose a shitload of weight and I'm willing to convince morons that eating your food is...
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    Racist coffee...

    OVALTINE: -ALWAYS to be mixed with milk when the intent is to just drink milk. -SOMETIMES to be used in milkshakes. Use your judgment. MALT MIX: -ALWAYS to be used in milkshakes. WHOPPERS: -To be used in milkshakes IF you are feeling kind of crazy. Even if using whoppers in a...
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    The King of Planet Druidia is Dead!

    That was pretty good. "And if it's at all possible... please try and save the car."
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    EVH rips into DLR while on tour.

    Mick made it on his looks. I left that big on purpose.
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    I am black

    He's a friendly monster! [ Just don't bring him around the fry guys, or there's gonna be some genocidin' going on. Those are some tasty motherfuckers. Holla!
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    Jurassic World

    Ah yes... Mad Max. Little known fact... the casting call for The Road Warrior was done in the East Village.
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    We're The Boys! (Blitz)

    I had a heck of a time trying to get my snare to sound half-decent. Once I did I needed a song I could do quickly as a test. The hacked-up Blitz shirt on the floor caught my eye. How about We're The Boys? Sold! Any comments are welcome. Personally I'm thinking that the vocals are too dry...
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    Good films?

    God has a hard-on for Marines... because we kill everything we see. In return for such power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.
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    Lights Out! (Angry Samoans cover- for to test my recorded drum sound)

    Hello, friends. I put my drum kit together from scratch last night and played a quick song to see how it sounded when recorded. I picked an Angry Samoans song because many of their songs are less than a minute, and this particular one has a lot of 18" floor tom in it (at least the way I...