Just got back from my 5am Black Friday Walmart run. It's not what you think... you see, I had planned to go there anyway this afternoon just for groceries - no holiday stuff. But I woke up at 2:45am and couldn't get back to sleep because I have this song I'm working on earwigging the hell out of my brain.
Anyway.. I left outta here at 4:39am and got back at 5:22am. So I did my shopping and drove 9 miles round trip in less than 45 minutes. Wow! Not too bad for a Black Friday. "In out, like a duck mating"
[Conn MacCleary to Remo Williams].
When I arrived at the store at 4:51am there was already a line I'm guesstimating at 200 people. It was 59°-F and everyone was bundled in winter clothing like it was 40°-F ... in freakin' Florida!! But no... not me. I was in my shorts and flip-flops with only my mask to keep the chilled air from my throat and lungs. I was comfortable.
I stayed on the grocery store side and it was... a ghost town, except for me and the guy pushing the zamboni floor cleaner. Spooky. The aisle dividing groceries from the rest of the store was like the line where oil meets water in a jar. The "other" side was humming like a beehive with those 200+ shoppers, and me all alone on my side. Again.. spooky.
And it wasn't just individual people pushing a cart, it was whole families pushing one cart - 4 or 5 people like satellites orbiting the cart as it moved about.
The shelves were almost all fully packed, except for the bread aisle. Lots of bread but the .87¢ Walmart bread section (about 10-ft long) was bare as hell. No love for the $3 to $5 loaves.
Where was I.. oh yeah.. I'm not one to go hog wild every year buying the next, new, bigger, badasserier 4K 50+incher TV. No sir.
[Gold Hat: TVs? We ain't got no TVs! We don't need no TVs! I don't have to show you any stinking TVs!]. But...... I do need about a 32-inch Smart TV to replace the dumb TV in my living room so I can use the dumb TV as my primary studio monitor. The smart TV will marry nicely with my new Chromebook for streaming and browsing.. moving me even further away from the evil cable company
Instead of fighting my way through on Electronic Black Monday, I can wait 'til after the holidays and still pick one up at a decent price.
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