So let me see if I got this straight:
So far pretty much everyone objectively agrees that some of the cons for recording to tape are that it's expensive, time consuming, it takes up a lot of space, relatively inflexible, limiting track count, destructive regarding re-dos/punch-ins, and noisy.
And the very subjective pros for tape are that a few people just like "that sound" and maybe it's "fun". As a side benefit tape people can ride a high horse.
Still pounding that drum.

OK...we can beat on it some more (
for fun)....next Saturday's Newsletter is just 5 days away!
Yup....tape decks ain't for everyone...they certainly do require a different approach than digital file-based recording...and yeah the better decks tend to be rather large things that use a good deal of power and generate some heat (though not much different than some computer towers). With 2" tape, you typically get 24-tracks, though there's some 32-track decks, they are not really "noisy" (I've seen computer towers that make more noise), but there is a little tape hiss at very low levels, most of it totally masked by the music, since most decent decks have good S/N ratios. Yeah, you have to calibrate and maintain the buggers, they will go out after a time of use, and that process alone will scare off about 95% of the people here....it's time consuming, you need all kinds of test/measurement equipment, and the skill and patience to do it.
So I agree....in many regards digital beats tape hands-down for most folks....but then, I said early on that digital's biggest draw was and is --- price and convenience.
Now all that aside.....there is "that sound" as mentioned above.

Yup....as stated earlier, nothing sounds like audio recorded to tape. Nope....those "emulations" don't quite do it, same as amp sims don't quite do it.
If you have a bunch of albums that you find yourself really liking from over the last 60 years...and it turns out they were tracked to tape, as many, many were....well, then that's how you get that same sound (all other things being equal).
I know the cons listed above are legitimate concerns and issues for a lot of folks...so talking about who here would use tape recording was/is a moot point from the start, since tape decks are NOT "freely available" as Grim proposed, and what is out there, is used, and requires that much more care and love to repair/rebuild/overhaul as needed, and then maintain in a world of diminishing parts and service....so of course, not many folks would bite that bullet here from a real-world scenario.
But...since Grim started this thread as some kind of "what if" fantasy lane trip....let's play it from that angle then.
What if there was a freely available pro studio full of everything...including a soup-to-nuts analog rig, complete with tape decks, console and outboard gear....and also a Pro Tools rig (or whatever DAW you prefer)...and you had to option to choose one or the other to record/mix your album with...and the staff would take care of all the technical stuff.
All you had to do was choose....tape/analog/OTB....or....digital/ITB.
Asking a bunch of home-rec guys about tape decks, is pretty pointless for the most part, when many of them are struggling with a basic DAW "studio" setup. So most views are biased going in.
Take away the mechanics and the cost and complexity of owning and maintaining something more than a.......computer.....and just focus on the sound and the audio and the music, and I bet people's views would be revised somewhat.
Now....none of that ^^^^^ will ever happen. No one will provide that soup-to-nuts
studio for free, so most home-rec guys will be happy to accept their fate, and stick to their computers (nothing wrong with that).
IOW, it's easy for the majority here to NOT choose tape.
Ask this same question in different circles, and you might find that many already ARE using tape to track to, and always have been....right alongside their DAWs.