I like to fuck............

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------------------------ been working on a new guitar tone..... its basically, slightly crispy (the main), clean behind that (believe it or not) and the super fuzz track behind that..... think of it,level wise, as high (crispy)/ medium(clean)/ low(super fuzz) just to fill it out and make it more "metal") i'm starting to realize, that super distorted guitars do NOT record well..... so, since its all an adio illusion anyways, i've started to play around with it...... any feedback is welcome......
oh.... and.......... I LIKE TO FUCK. this tone works espescially well on the gallops.... at 1:05

please listen to it.....
then...
let the haters hate.

[Mod Note: So, while I'm not a hater and all for artistic freedom and whatevers, I gotta draw the line somewhere. If you want people to read your lyrics, post them up somewhere else and link to them. Just gotta find comfortable middle ground for all here at the site. Cool!!]
 
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hahahahah i looooove how NO ONE will touch my posts.... yes, i realize its maybe "not your cup of tea" (since your probably 60+ and pissing in a bag and consider this "the devils music") and you know what??? maybe it is.....

actually, just by reading this post, you have given your soul to satan.....

you're his bitch now......

for eternity.
 
I don't think Satan would have me as his bitch. And as for for pissing in a bag, yep it'll probably come at some point. I think you have some pretty good sounds going on in your track and yes the use of expletives is fairly abundant but it's dead language, no one gives a shit anymore, the older folks did it first and at the time it was better because it was a line that was crossed. I think artistically your voice is as valid as anyone else's, but you do make it a little tough for a listener to hear all that you are saying. Yes I get the tone of the vocal outpouring on the track, but not all of the content.

I don't actually believe you like people not touching your tracks, it doesn't acknowledge that you've had a platform and an opportunity to have an impact on others, maybe drop the "it's all about me" and consider music as more of a two way medium. I have no doubt there are plenty of folk on this forum who have been in life situations which would have had you wetting your pants, or throwing in the towel. I imagine you as a sweet boy who runs errands, has a furry pet and says a polite thank you when offered any kindness. But that would be making assumptions, wouldn't it?

I have to go warm up my oxygen mask and empty my colostomy bag, but thanks for the listen.

Tim
 
There's a very good sticky thread around the forum somewhere about recording distorted uitars successfully.
I love the vocals: sounds like a duet between you as the lord of Norwegian Dark Lager Metal and an angry mother of the Horowitz ilk.
The break down suggests the guitars don't work very well without something around them. The double tracking of guitars seems to be a little out in timing and this causes an odd unsynchopated effect.
I think the lack of response is what's commonly referred to as "Nobody knows you, nobody loves you, think it's time you paticipated in the forum more fully".
The fact that you've relied on expletives to express yourself and your theme of sexual mores isn't of consequence in this part of HR. Most folk are simply beyond caring about the use of redundant shock tactics and would rather use shock tic tacs.
The song is OK. the riff isn't particularly new nor outrageously derivative. The lyrics are subsumed by the overall message over unhappiness and frustration and the "apparent loudness" effect of the expletive.
Your drums aren't regulation for the genre - the kick has too much bass & not enough Ovaltine lid and the bass guitar isn't lost in the mids of the guitars.
Haters? I don't think you'd inspire that much passion in here mate. You're the chap with the chip.
Summary:
Add interest to your music by varying the expletive used unless, thematically, you've chosen to limit yourself to one per song.
Get your timing tighter on the guitar tracks or lose the effect that's scattering them.
Participate in the forum by commenting, suggesting, critiquing the work of others in the hope that they will reciprocate.
Don't flatter yourself that hate is as easy to inspire as you seem to think. Perhaps aim for mild indifference or disinclination for the first few tracks.
PEE ESS
My prostate has me prostrate.
 
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Piss in a bag?? I wish I could take a decent piss ANYWHERE.
 
hahahah well thanks for responding guys. i really shouldn't post when i'm drunk as shit. hahaahha and yeah, i do feel kinda left out sometimes, i thought it was my genre honestly. cause i rarley see any other metals on here, i kinda thought you all were giving me the cold shoulder. i know, i know, thats gay as shit to say. i'm lots of crappy things but i'm always honest, and can usually admit when i'm wrong..... hahahah even if it makes me look like a queer later.
 
as far as the lyrics, well..... i'm kinda trying to break away from the status quo of stereotypical metal lyrics/subjects..... i have songs about mustaches, bigfoot that flys in ufos, fucking, a song about nagrom nameerf and a fictional demon teir i made up with a friend one night.... bascially, i feel like metal should be fun and crazy.... not "super spooky" thats pretty gay, and totally overdone.

now, on to the guitars.... well, my computer sucks ass.... and i have serious latency issues... so everytime i track something, i have to solo it back with the click track and nudge it into time.... hahahaha once again, pretty lame. but its all i have at the moment, so i work with what i've got. hahahaah
 
This guy is hilarious!


:laughings:



Too bad he seems like he's on a b& path.
 
carl pants said:
hahahah well thanks for responding guys. i really shouldn't post when i'm drunk as shit. hahaahha and yeah, i do feel kinda left out sometimes, i thought it was my genre honestly. cause i rarley see any other metals on here, i kinda thought you all were giving me the cold shoulder. .
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nah ..... there's definitely metal guys here.
Mainly it's what someone else mentioned earlier.
In general people listen more to those who have listened and commented on other's music.
Do that and people will start listening to yours more.
 
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as far as the lyrics, well..... i'm kinda trying to break away from the status quo of stereotypical metal lyrics/subjects.....
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and most of us can truly appreciate that. I hate to squelch or censor, but we have people from around the world and all different types of cultures here, so we try to find middle ground for what is acceptable for all.

Cool. Glad to see you sober. :)
 
Carl Pants,

You have red rep (which I have tried in my small way to make green). So I was expecting this to be awful. But it's actually pretty fucking good... my fuck.

I don't think people realise how hard (and skilled) that style of singing can be. Not to mention the general mix is quite high quality .
 
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