Initially I was going to say you sound a bit like me, but after that bathroom story maybe I won't bother,lol.
Seriously though, I've always been a diyer or trier. I don't have a technical knowledge of or education in electronics, but (within reason) I can understand what i'm told or what I read.
I didn't start with mics, I started with racking some old preamps.
Along the way I found some really helpful people who had patience for a noob but in hindsight I think the hardest thing is asking the right questions.
If you don't know the terminology *like me*, it can be very hard to get help with things.
With the preamps for example, when things went well it was great but if I came across a problem people would say have you tried X,Y or Z.
They were probably standard go-to troubleshooting techniques, but man, I was lost! lol.
IDK, there'll be people reading this saying racking a few preamps is simple stuff, and it probably is, but to me that was a huge undertaking.
Anyway, no need for my life story. Good luck.