Grim- don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel! But see? How could such histrionic doggerel be created without- the wonder drug-ETOH? BTW- We *will* come to Merrie Olde England, probably next spring. We were in the middle planning stages for London in April, when your proto-royalty decided to get hitched and the paparazzi went ballistic. Hotel room? Ha Ha Ha...I'm thinking the gods have an issue with my going to London, but what the hell? I just *know* there's a blues song in there somewhere!
I get what you’re saying about the blues. You start with:
Tried to take a trip with my wife to London
Tried to take a nice vacation with my wife to London
But now the young Prince is marrying that gal Middleton
I’m sort of sad, because I’ll have to wait until June
Yes, I’m sort of sad, because I’ll have to wait until June
Seems the paparazzi are booking all the rooms
After a six pack of Leinenkugels to surface all the intense pain and misery and inconvenience you’ve been through trying to book the trip, and a slight edit it comes out as …
My deadbeat daddy left us and my momma, she beat me
Oh that deadbeat daddy left us and my momma, she beat me
Oh Lawdy, I’m cryin’ this ain’t no way for you to treat me
Now here come dat demon woman naggin’ me every day
Yeaaaa, Now here come dat demon woman naggin’ me every day
Can’t take no mo’, I gots to find me a new place to stay
For the record, I think drinking only makes my music sound better, I don't think it makes it better. Cheers.